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    Two secretaries go outside to have a smoke. Wilma: "Betty, why is there a tampon stuck behind your ear?" *Betty takes the tampon from behind her ear and looks at it flabbergasted* Betty: "Oh no, then where did I put my cigarette?"

    Giraffes are not real.

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      Two secretaries go outside to have a smoke. Wilma: "Betty, why is there a tampon stuck behind your ear?" *Betty takes the tampon from behind her ear and looks at it flabbergasted* Betty: "Oh no, then where did I put my cigarette?"

      Giraffes are not real.

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      I love potty talk and dirty jokes but I think this one may have been better in the backroom than the soapbox. I could be wrong though.

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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        Two secretaries go outside to have a smoke. Wilma: "Betty, why is there a tampon stuck behind your ear?" *Betty takes the tampon from behind her ear and looks at it flabbergasted* Betty: "Oh no, then where did I put my cigarette?"

        Giraffes are not real.

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        Heard that in the play-ground waaay back.


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          Two secretaries go outside to have a smoke. Wilma: "Betty, why is there a tampon stuck behind your ear?" *Betty takes the tampon from behind her ear and looks at it flabbergasted* Betty: "Oh no, then where did I put my cigarette?"

          Giraffes are not real.

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          wasen't that bad... :thumbsup:

          --- With regards... The nk.

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            I love potty talk and dirty jokes but I think this one may have been better in the backroom than the soapbox. I could be wrong though.

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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            You are not wrong.

            “Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein

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