Damnit, I need a new telly.

[Dalek Dave]

I am the Id, he is the Ego.

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[OriginalGriff]

Well, obviously I'm the one with the horns - DD is the god botherer!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Steven J Jowett]

OriginalGriff wrote:

we are, in fact, two personalities in the same body

I seen them movies :~

Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.

[OriginalGriff]

At least Dr Jekyll got to have some fun! :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Dalek Dave]

Mr Hyde had the better fun, the booze, the women, the food, the women etc.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

[Nagy Vilmos]

You forgot the women.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[V 0]

Why not go a week WITHOUT a television?

V.

[OriginalGriff]

Interesting conversation is not one of Michelle's skills.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Dalek Dave]

Not to mention, The Women.

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

[Nagy Vilmos]

OriginalGriff wrote:

Interesting conversation is not one of Michelle's skills.

A kids' paddling pool and a bottle of olive oil then.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[OriginalGriff]

You forgot the goat and the rubber sink plunger!

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Dylan Morley]

Was round my sisters at the weekend, they have a 55" 3DTV. Plus a really good full surround sound system. That's a seriously amazing setup, was a bit crap going home to my kit. :(

[Nagy Vilmos]

OriginalGriff wrote:

You forgot the goat

Moving up from your regular sheep?

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[OriginalGriff]

Accept no substitutes! The Position of the Goat and the Rubber Sink Plunger does not work with any other species. Do not try this at home, all positions are demonstrated by trained professionals. Amateurs attempting these are recommended to seek medical clearance first, as death, serious injury and/or pregnancy may occur in either party.

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[Chris Quinn]

Especially with Sister Hyde[^] - I wonder if it was possible for them to do it with themselves?

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[Nagy Vilmos]

You'd better hope Chris doesn't read this or else you're on your way to the SB.

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Nagy Vilmos]

Dead link; this'll do it[^].

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Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

[Chris Quinn]

Fixed!

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[OriginalGriff]

You started it! :laugh: I was being most circumspect. :HaloRoundMyHeadSmiley:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

[OriginalGriff]

Of course! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Pu0Fn1oRN4[^] (SFW)

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."