Politically incorrect and probably racist joke:
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A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up-an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, “You’ll be in charge of the mining.” He tells the Italian, “You’ll be in charge of the lift.” He tells the Japanese, “You’ll be in charge of making sure we have supplies.” The next day the three men went into the mine, and at the end of the day one man was missing: the Japanese. They searched for him for hours. Just as they were about to give up, he jumped out from behind a rock yelling, “Supplies! Supplies!”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Pelfect!
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A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up-an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, “You’ll be in charge of the mining.” He tells the Italian, “You’ll be in charge of the lift.” He tells the Japanese, “You’ll be in charge of making sure we have supplies.” The next day the three men went into the mine, and at the end of the day one man was missing: the Japanese. They searched for him for hours. Just as they were about to give up, he jumped out from behind a rock yelling, “Supplies! Supplies!”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I likey. :) I know and you know not to read jokes while drinking a beverage right. You know the sound a Japanese camera makes: crick
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up-an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, “You’ll be in charge of the mining.” He tells the Italian, “You’ll be in charge of the lift.” He tells the Japanese, “You’ll be in charge of making sure we have supplies.” The next day the three men went into the mine, and at the end of the day one man was missing: the Japanese. They searched for him for hours. Just as they were about to give up, he jumped out from behind a rock yelling, “Supplies! Supplies!”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Horrible, but I laughed, so +5... :)
I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up-an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, “You’ll be in charge of the mining.” He tells the Italian, “You’ll be in charge of the lift.” He tells the Japanese, “You’ll be in charge of making sure we have supplies.” The next day the three men went into the mine, and at the end of the day one man was missing: the Japanese. They searched for him for hours. Just as they were about to give up, he jumped out from behind a rock yelling, “Supplies! Supplies!”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up-an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, “You’ll be in charge of the mining.” He tells the Italian, “You’ll be in charge of the lift.” He tells the Japanese, “You’ll be in charge of making sure we have supplies.” The next day the three men went into the mine, and at the end of the day one man was missing: the Japanese. They searched for him for hours. Just as they were about to give up, he jumped out from behind a rock yelling, “Supplies! Supplies!”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I loved the joke but I thought the Chinese had the prob with the "L's" and the "R's" and not the Japanese. I thought the stereotypical Japanese spoke in a grunt pattern more than anything else. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
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I loved the joke but I thought the Chinese had the prob with the "L's" and the "R's" and not the Japanese. I thought the stereotypical Japanese spoke in a grunt pattern more than anything else. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
Slacker007 wrote:
I thought the Chinese had the prob with the "L's" and the "R's"
Truth: In WWII, Japanese spies would often approach checkpoints posing as American or Filipino military personnel. A shibboleth such as "lollapalooza" would be used by the sentry, who, if the first two syllables come back as "rorra," would open fire without waiting to hear the rest.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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A mine owner advertised for new workers and three guys turned up-an Irishman, an Italian, and a Japanese. The owner tells the Irishman, “You’ll be in charge of the mining.” He tells the Italian, “You’ll be in charge of the lift.” He tells the Japanese, “You’ll be in charge of making sure we have supplies.” The next day the three men went into the mine, and at the end of the day one man was missing: the Japanese. They searched for him for hours. Just as they were about to give up, he jumped out from behind a rock yelling, “Supplies! Supplies!”
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
:laugh: +5 I my experience, Chinese and Koreans have problem with 'R' and 'L', because no one can pronounce my name correctly. :-D
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:laugh: +5 I my experience, Chinese and Koreans have problem with 'R' and 'L', because no one can pronounce my name correctly. :-D
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I have no problem, Tave.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Is this some kind of a strategy? To be so mean with the people that they tend to five-vote you just for the refreshing change of you been a good human being? Or you are just a good guy who has his “asshole” moments a little too often? Or I’m just describing myself extrapolating it to you? No more vodka for me this night surely.
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Is this some kind of a strategy? To be so mean with the people that they tend to five-vote you just for the refreshing change of you been a good human being? Or you are just a good guy who has his “asshole” moments a little too often? Or I’m just describing myself extrapolating it to you? No more vodka for me this night surely.
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Back when I was young and walking in the rain forest of Massachusetts hunting the increasingly rare pterodactyls, I came upon a hermit sitting cross-legged on a boulder in the woods near a pond in a town called Walden. He was drunk at the time and when he noticed me, he said with slurred voice and bleary eyes, "A foolish consistency is the hob-goblin of little minds. Remember that, kiddo, and also never forget --" Then his eyes rolled up in his head, he snored twice, and fell off the back of the boulder. I never saw him again, but I took his words to heart - actually to chest where I had them tattooed just above my left nipple.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
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Back when I was young and walking in the rain forest of Massachusetts hunting the increasingly rare pterodactyls, I came upon a hermit sitting cross-legged on a boulder in the woods near a pond in a town called Walden. He was drunk at the time and when he noticed me, he said with slurred voice and bleary eyes, "A foolish consistency is the hob-goblin of little minds. Remember that, kiddo, and also never forget --" Then his eyes rolled up in his head, he snored twice, and fell off the back of the boulder. I never saw him again, but I took his words to heart - actually to chest where I had them tattooed just above my left nipple.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
I like it. It’s kind of describes what a decent human being has to be IMO: If it not works, just find another way. If there is no other way, just invent a different ways. If there is no ways at all, this means you’re digging in a wrong direction, so smart-up and find the only right way or men-up and fight the hard way.
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I like it. It’s kind of describes what a decent human being has to be IMO: If it not works, just find another way. If there is no other way, just invent a different ways. If there is no ways at all, this means you’re digging in a wrong direction, so smart-up and find the only right way or men-up and fight the hard way.
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Is that what he meant? Oh wow.
“Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." ~ Albert Einstein
Probably not, but this is how I interpret it. Flexibility, change and different approaches to different situations.
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:laugh: +5 I my experience, Chinese and Koreans have problem with 'R' and 'L', because no one can pronounce my name correctly. :-D
