JOTD
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Lisa, a strikingly beautiful young brunette, sat across the table from William, in a fancy restaurant. She smiled as William finished proposing to her. "I'm not sure, let me think about it" she answered. William was crushed but kept his composure. After dinner they went to her place. The mood was romantic and William was eager to make love to Lisa. She stopped him and said "Before we get married or even make love I want you to buy me something". "Sure my love, you name it. A car, a pearl necklace, diamond earrings, you name it". "I want a solid gold Boy Scout knife". Stunned, William asked "But why? I can buy you anything you want. Why must it be a solid gold Boy Scout knife?" "I can't tell you but I won't make love to you until I get one". William searched high and low but couldn't find such a knife. Desperate, he had a jeweller make one for him. The next time they met at her place for a romantic evening, he again suggested they make love. Again she said she couldn't without first receiving the solid gold Boy Scout knife. With a smile he handed her a small gift wrapped box. She carefully opened it and saw the knife. They went off to the bedroom where she opened a large hope chest at the foot of her bed. She placed the knife inside, but not before William saw the contents of the hope chest. It was filled with solid gold Boy Scout knifes. "What's this? Why did you ask me for a gold knife when you already have so many of them?" "I can't tell you" she replied. After several minutes of badgering she finally relented and said "Someday I will be older. My hair will turn grey, my face will start to get wrinkles and my beauty will fade. Who will want me then? But, do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these knives?"
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Lisa, a strikingly beautiful young brunette, sat across the table from William, in a fancy restaurant. She smiled as William finished proposing to her. "I'm not sure, let me think about it" she answered. William was crushed but kept his composure. After dinner they went to her place. The mood was romantic and William was eager to make love to Lisa. She stopped him and said "Before we get married or even make love I want you to buy me something". "Sure my love, you name it. A car, a pearl necklace, diamond earrings, you name it". "I want a solid gold Boy Scout knife". Stunned, William asked "But why? I can buy you anything you want. Why must it be a solid gold Boy Scout knife?" "I can't tell you but I won't make love to you until I get one". William searched high and low but couldn't find such a knife. Desperate, he had a jeweller make one for him. The next time they met at her place for a romantic evening, he again suggested they make love. Again she said she couldn't without first receiving the solid gold Boy Scout knife. With a smile he handed her a small gift wrapped box. She carefully opened it and saw the knife. They went off to the bedroom where she opened a large hope chest at the foot of her bed. She placed the knife inside, but not before William saw the contents of the hope chest. It was filled with solid gold Boy Scout knifes. "What's this? Why did you ask me for a gold knife when you already have so many of them?" "I can't tell you" she replied. After several minutes of badgering she finally relented and said "Someday I will be older. My hair will turn grey, my face will start to get wrinkles and my beauty will fade. Who will want me then? But, do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these knives?"
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Before we get married
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
It was filled with solid gold Boy Scout knifes
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
or even make love I want you to buy me something
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these knives?
So she is a bigamist prostitute paedophile then.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Before we get married
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
It was filled with solid gold Boy Scout knifes
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
or even make love I want you to buy me something
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these knives?
So she is a bigamist prostitute paedophile then.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote:
Before we get married
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
It was filled with solid gold Boy Scout knifes
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
or even make love I want you to buy me something
Jörgen Andersson wrote:
do you know what a Boy Scout would do for one of these knives?
So she is a bigamist prostitute paedophile then.
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Eric_V wrote:
bigamist
Unproven: she could be divorced, or widowed. The tale does not relate the details of her previous marital status.
Eric_V wrote:
prostitute
Unproven: she was not shown to be accepting goods or services in exchange for sexual acts. Any such are implied, rather than evidenced.
Eric_V wrote:
paedophile
Unproven: she asks what the boy scout would do. Perhaps she would ask him to run to the store and purchase a vibrator for her, since she is too old to walk that far. You should think before you make such accusations; the lady would have good grounds for a slander case against you... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
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Eric_V wrote:
bigamist
Unproven: she could be divorced, or widowed. The tale does not relate the details of her previous marital status.
Eric_V wrote:
prostitute
Unproven: she was not shown to be accepting goods or services in exchange for sexual acts. Any such are implied, rather than evidenced.
Eric_V wrote:
paedophile
Unproven: she asks what the boy scout would do. Perhaps she would ask him to run to the store and purchase a vibrator for her, since she is too old to walk that far. You should think before you make such accusations; the lady would have good grounds for a slander case against you... :laugh:
Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."
OriginalGriff wrote:
Unproven: she could be divorced, or widowed
With that many fucking knives? No way, she couldnt afford the lawyers bills. :)
OriginalGriff wrote:
she was not shown to be accepting goods or services in exchange for sexual acts
So the poor sops gave her the gold knoves and didnt get a fuck?
OriginalGriff wrote:
Unproven: she asks what the boy scout would do.
Good point, I doubt any lad would munch on 80 year old beef curtains for any kind of pocket knife. Mind you, her intent could be proved... :)
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