My Birthday!

Dalek Dave

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JacquesDP

all the above will be mandatory

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Dan Neely

May the candles on your cake burn like cities in your wake.:cool:

Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt

JacquesDP

"There is always time for lube!!"

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Dalek Dave

Mr Takagi won't be joining us for the rest of his life.

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Dalek Dave

You still would though, wouldn't you. Although Madonna[^] is looking well ropey now.

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JacquesDP

And when where not saving the environment, we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu.

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Nagy Vilmos

To me, she started skanky[^] and has gone down ever since.

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

Nagy Vilmos

JacquesDP wrote:

we're thinkin' of you, naked, thigh deep in tofu

#bing bong# Eye bleach to aisle four please!

Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

JacquesDP

Some things just can't be unseen

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

Oludayo Alli

Okay everybody, thanks for the funny cats, the mind virus and that lady with a throat cutting gun. If you're just joining this thread, SORRY, PARTY'S OVER!!!.

BillWoodruff

I can offer you a one-hour ride on top of an elephant (in a howdah), including a stop at a waterfall where the elephant will fill its trunk with water, and then hose you down. You must come to Chiang Mai, Thailand to 'realize' this offer. Happy Birthday ! (I am trying very hard to forget my sixty-eighth birthday was last week). best, Bill

"Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables

JacquesDP

THIS PARTY IS OVER WHEN THE BLOODY BEER IS FINISHED, NOT A SECOND BEFORE

No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

OriginalGriff

No fair! I only just got back from visiting the sick! Or are you too wasted to continue partying already? :laugh:

Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

Oludayo Alli

How many pints of beer is left? If there are still more, let everybody continue drinking and get wasted. WARNING!!! Make sure you don't drive yourself home.

GuyThiebaut

Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote:

Okay now, I have lots of physical gifts; What do folks on CP have for me on this special occasion?

Tradition dictates, where I work, that when it is your birthday you buy cakes for the whole office. So what are you getting for us? P.S. Happy birthday ;)

Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)

Simon_Whale

*Offical party announcement* The party will continue while you sleep off the beer and various other fruit based drinks! pictures with you and various inanimate blow up objects will be posted on facebook / twatter and here on CP in the morning! *End of broadcast* Happy sleeping :-D

Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines, garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam - Monty Python Spam Sketch

Dalek Dave

At your age Bill, I am surprised you can remember last week! :)

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Rutvik Dave

Before you ask for gifts, where is the damn cake ? :-D ... Happy Birthday!

BillWoodruff

I knew there was a connection between you and Boy George ! "Do you really want to hurt me ?[^] As I am you will be, but as you are I have never been. :) best, Bill

"Is it a fact - or have I dreamt it - that, by means of electricity, the world of matter has become a great nerve, vibrating thousands of miles in a breathless point of time? Rather, the round globe is a vast head, a brain, instinct with intelligence!" - Nathanial Hawthorne, House of the Seven Gables