California Coding.
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Ok, I looked at it, but couldn't even make it past the first line...
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
I didn't see the words, "Groovy" or "Bodacious". :)
Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Ah, C macros. I remember one application written in Valley Girl. Fer shur, b-tchin!
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Ah, C macros. I remember one application written in Valley Girl. Fer shur, b-tchin!
How did Valley Girl end up in Australia [^] :confused:
Steve _________________ I C(++) therefore I am
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Reading that gave me quite the face-palm moment when I realized, in a rare moment of clarity-in-self-reflection, that I used to talk like that. Totally, brah.
I code like that when " under the inflaunce" ( drinks). course, everything gets meaningful "names"; Dave, Cleese, Robert. debugging the next day is useually amusing. once had a search function setup called "catscan". aah good o'l days.
///////////////// -I’m a DHCP server at a local restaurant. This chick came up and asked me for my address, and I told her she was out of my scope -Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don’t C#
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
I'd have to put my hand up and say that I've used variable names that were unintelligible to others (although mine were Star Wars references), and have probably used some esoteric (or just plain odd) structures and constructs, too. Ii you want a programming language based on a truly annoying modern abomination, though... LOLcode
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
This is the way to do it :) Except I would hide the #define statements away in some obscure .h file. LOL
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
I once worked with a guy who actually coded like that. He abused the C preprocessor in ways that would even give the natives in Deliverance pause. Fortunately he got moved to another project and I threw away everything he wrote.
Software Zen:
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Given the geekiness of this site, there is a fair chance that this[^] is a repeat but I don't remember seeing it before.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.