I asked woman here at work
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...why they put furniture into a woman's restroom. She claims she didn't know, and then asked, "They don't in men's bathrooms?" I said, "Nope. All we get is what the plumbers put in there." Of course, as men, we have no reason to be in a bathrom for reasons other than to evacuate various bodily excretions. In fact, we're not even allowed to talk to each other in there...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997:confused: So now all the women in your office know that you peek into the women's restroom???
Best wishes, Hans
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At a pub in Lichfield it was because you couldn't open the cubicles from the inside so you needed the other one to kick the door open when you had finished. Or so I was reliably informed.
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And then you need to powder your nose to cover those ugly scratches the door has left on your face. Mystery solved!
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One time, the guy next to me asked me "How's it going, eh?". Well I beat the crap out of him. Then he said thanks for the help. :)
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...why they put furniture into a woman's restroom. She claims she didn't know, and then asked, "They don't in men's bathrooms?" I said, "Nope. All we get is what the plumbers put in there." Of course, as men, we have no reason to be in a bathrom for reasons other than to evacuate various bodily excretions. In fact, we're not even allowed to talk to each other in there...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997After leaving university I worked for a while at Butlins[^] in Bognor Regis. At the end of each night the women's toilets in the main venue were trashed. Bins overflowing or turned over, toilets full of all sorts of stuff, bottles and toilet paper everywhere, doors hanging off cubicles, mirrors smashed, sinks blocked and overflowing. Never anything wrong in the gents.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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There should be a shelf of reading material. I used to go in a pub, many years ago, can't remember where, and there were toilets in the urinals. By which I mean the urinal backs were some clear material and there were screens set in the wall behind them showing sports.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
I have seen urinals in a bar that had a newspaper page as the back of the urinal...It was current too. Not sure I'd wanna be the guy who had to change them out. (yes it was behind some protective plastic but still..)
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...or why they always go in pairs...:~
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Pairs? More like packs or a gaggle (I'm not sure which is the proper operative word here to describe a group of females on their way to I would have assumed is only a pisser...)
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:confused: So now all the women in your office know that you peek into the women's restroom???
Best wishes, Hans
Well, it's at the end of a short hallway, and if you happen to be walking behind someone going into the bathroom, you can't help but notice the chairs and loveseat. I mean it's right there in front of you, fer christ's sake.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
...why they put furniture into a woman's restroom. She claims she didn't know, and then asked, "They don't in men's bathrooms?" I said, "Nope. All we get is what the plumbers put in there." Of course, as men, we have no reason to be in a bathrom for reasons other than to evacuate various bodily excretions. In fact, we're not even allowed to talk to each other in there...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Dunno, but must be convenient when nursing a young'un or three.
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...why they put furniture into a woman's restroom. She claims she didn't know, and then asked, "They don't in men's bathrooms?" I said, "Nope. All we get is what the plumbers put in there." Of course, as men, we have no reason to be in a bathrom for reasons other than to evacuate various bodily excretions. In fact, we're not even allowed to talk to each other in there...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I think it must be a USA thing, none of the places that I have worked have had furniture in the restroom. I can only remember seeing that in a couple of night clubs. But we do chat to each other. Let's face it - we chat ALL the time. You guys are SO uptight! :rolleyes: :-D
Ali
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A woman's restroom isn't just a toilet/watercloset/restroom, it's a social gathering place. The furniture is so that they can relax and get off their feet while complaining/bragging about the guy they're with.
Mike Poz
they always look at guys dear...
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...why they put furniture into a woman's restroom. She claims she didn't know, and then asked, "They don't in men's bathrooms?" I said, "Nope. All we get is what the plumbers put in there." Of course, as men, we have no reason to be in a bathrom for reasons other than to evacuate various bodily excretions. In fact, we're not even allowed to talk to each other in there...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997I remember a Saturday Night Live sketch where two of the guys are griping about the crappy men's room in a theatre. They then dressed up in women's clothing to 'check out' the ladies room. The room included lots of furniture, a hairdresser, manicurist, masseur, a wine and cheese table, all sorts of 'pampering' services. There was even a guy walking around in Speedos saying "Sex? Sex anyone?"
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