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  • S Slacker007

    I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded. So I ask of you members of the project that is code, what does it mean to be a member of Mensa? In case you haven't heard of it[^]

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    Dalek Dave
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    It means you have convinced a bunch of charmless losers that you should hang out with them doing logic problems instead of getting a life! They really are a sad collection of introverted tossers, I have never met a mensa member who is more interesting than the table the group is named after.

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      Sweet, they have a practice test.

      Slacker007 wrote:

      I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded.

      Perhaps he/she has Asperger's syndrome or is just socially retarded?

      Somebody in an online forum wrote:

      INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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      Dalek Dave
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      I have aspergers, but even I wouldn't join them.

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      • P Pete OHanlon

        What does it mean to be a member of Mensa? Not a lot really.

        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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        Apparently, you only have to be in the top 2% to be in Mensa. I'd like to chat with some of the members of Mega Society. High IQ societies. Mega Society.

        Somebody in an online forum wrote:

        INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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        • S Slacker007

          I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded. So I ask of you members of the project that is code, what does it mean to be a member of Mensa? In case you haven't heard of it[^]

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          Chris Losinger
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          it means you did well on their qualification test (a multi-hour logic, puzzle, reading, vocabulary and math test) and then you thought it would be fun to join a group of other people who likewise did well on that test. i took the test, because i like those kind of tests, and did well enough to get in. but i couldn't see the point of joining such a group.

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          • S Slacker007

            I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded. So I ask of you members of the project that is code, what does it mean to be a member of Mensa? In case you haven't heard of it[^]

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)

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            Chris Meech
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            It's a form of social networking that pre-dates Facebook, Twitter, et all. :)

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            • P Pete OHanlon

              What does it mean to be a member of Mensa? Not a lot really.

              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

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              Brian C Hart
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              I guess if you pay them money and can tell them the answer to 2 plus 2 you're in.

              Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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              • C Chris Losinger

                it means you did well on their qualification test (a multi-hour logic, puzzle, reading, vocabulary and math test) and then you thought it would be fun to join a group of other people who likewise did well on that test. i took the test, because i like those kind of tests, and did well enough to get in. but i couldn't see the point of joining such a group.

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                Lost User
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                I also took the test years ago. Qualified, but respectfully denied membership. As for the tests ... it was something like 60 or so assignments. Each assignment was some graphical logical sequence of nine symbols where the ninth symbol was missing and had to be selected from given options. So no language/math/... knowledge necessary, only logic.

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                  I also took the test years ago. Qualified, but respectfully denied membership. As for the tests ... it was something like 60 or so assignments. Each assignment was some graphical logical sequence of nine symbols where the ninth symbol was missing and had to be selected from given options. So no language/math/... knowledge necessary, only logic.

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                  i took it two or three years ago. there were lots of those puzzle/logic sequences. tricky rotations and pattern recognition, etc.. some basic algebra, too but then there was a big section on listening comprehension; test administrator read a passage - twice, IIRC - from a story and then we had to answer questions about the passage.

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                  • S Slacker007

                    I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded. So I ask of you members of the project that is code, what does it mean to be a member of Mensa? In case you haven't heard of it[^]

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                    It means they can pass some IQ tests which generally mean nothing; having a high IQ does not make people intelligent.

                    Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff

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                      I guess if you pay them money and can tell them the answer to 2 plus 2 you're in.

                      Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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                      Albert Holguin
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                      but they're willing to overlook an incorrect answer if you double your "donation"...

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        It means you have convinced a bunch of charmless losers that you should hang out with them doing logic problems instead of getting a life! They really are a sad collection of introverted tossers, I have never met a mensa member who is more interesting than the table the group is named after.

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                        Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                        Not pass the test, huh :)

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                          i took it two or three years ago. there were lots of those puzzle/logic sequences. tricky rotations and pattern recognition, etc.. some basic algebra, too but then there was a big section on listening comprehension; test administrator read a passage - twice, IIRC - from a story and then we had to answer questions about the passage.

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          Chris Losinger wrote:

                          but then there was a big section on listening comprehension; test administrator read a passage - twice, IIRC - from a story and then we had to answer questions about the passage.

                          I would not do well on that portion. I have the memory of a goldfish.

                          Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                          INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                            It means they can pass some IQ tests which generally mean nothing; having a high IQ does not make people intelligent.

                            Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff

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                            Albert Holguin
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                            But it usually does make you a social retard... ;P

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                            • C Chris Losinger

                              i took it two or three years ago. there were lots of those puzzle/logic sequences. tricky rotations and pattern recognition, etc.. some basic algebra, too but then there was a big section on listening comprehension; test administrator read a passage - twice, IIRC - from a story and then we had to answer questions about the passage.

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                              Lost User
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                              For me it was only puzzle/logic sequences. No algebra or listening or anything else. It was about 7 or 8 years ago. Perhaps the tests have changed to cover broader skills, which makes perfect sense to me, as intelligence cannot be exclusively mathematical/logical/etc. IMO.

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                              • C Chris Losinger

                                i took it two or three years ago. there were lots of those puzzle/logic sequences. tricky rotations and pattern recognition, etc.. some basic algebra, too but then there was a big section on listening comprehension; test administrator read a passage - twice, IIRC - from a story and then we had to answer questions about the passage.

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                                Ian Shlasko
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                                Yeah, that sounds like the one I took earlier this year... I did great on the passage, and the rotations and such weren't so bad... But half the test was a bunch of relationships with images ("Which if these is most like/unlike this"), which could be related in enough different ways that it felt like a "Guess what the author was thinking" puzzle... These were like shrunk-down Office clip art images, not just abstract shapes. As for the algebra... That actually caught me off-guard... I've gotten so used to just grabbing a calculator, a cell phone, or a computer, that I had practically forgotten how to do multiplication (Talking about 4-digit numbers, not quick stuff)... Slowed me down enough to mess up my score. But hey, with all that, combined with me operating on four hours of sleep, I still only missed qualifying by one point. No point in retaking... I know I could have done it.

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                                • A Albert Holguin

                                  But it usually does make you a social retard... ;P

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                                  I think many of them already have that distinction.

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                                  • S Slacker007

                                    I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded. So I ask of you members of the project that is code, what does it mean to be a member of Mensa? In case you haven't heard of it[^]

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                                    Watching your virtual belly button all the time and comparing the length of the ... well you know, the score. Actually that was in an online High IQ society based in New York.

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                                      Chris Losinger wrote:

                                      but then there was a big section on listening comprehension; test administrator read a passage - twice, IIRC - from a story and then we had to answer questions about the passage.

                                      I would not do well on that portion. I have the memory of a goldfish.

                                      Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                                      INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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                                      AspDotNetDev wrote:

                                      I would not do well on that portion. I have the memory of a goldfish.

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                                      • S Slacker007

                                        I have a colleague who is a member of this organization. However, I think the ID cards got mixed up because this person is actually retarded. So I ask of you members of the project that is code, what does it mean to be a member of Mensa? In case you haven't heard of it[^]

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                                        Gregory Gadow
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                                        I am a member of American Mensa. All it "means" to be a member is that I have a qualifying test score (national organizations have varying lists; here is the US list[^]) that places me in the 98th or 99th percentile. In general, Mensans have a kind of intellectual ADD: if you listen to a group of us talking, the conversation might well start out about cars, then move to the theory of interstellar space travel, to cosmology, to stellar physics, to nuclear power, to global warming and back to cars, all in about ten minutes time. It is a given that sex and food will be mentioned several times during that same ten minutes. This doesn't mean we're "retarded", just that our discussions are given more lead to wander where they will. A lot of people find such conversations difficult to follow; to be honest, we feel just as frustrated talking you. The result is that many high IQ people (Mensans and not) tend to be socially maladjusted: we don't get the kind of practice and positive feedback that you get for being social. That is why Mensa exists, to be a social organization that makes it easier for us to meet one another and engage people at our level.

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                                          I also took the test years ago. Qualified, but respectfully denied membership. As for the tests ... it was something like 60 or so assignments. Each assignment was some graphical logical sequence of nine symbols where the ninth symbol was missing and had to be selected from given options. So no language/math/... knowledge necessary, only logic.

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                                          Gregory Gadow
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                                          Each national organization has their own tests, and qualifying tests can be very different. About seven years ago, I took the American Mensa proctored test rather than a "standard" IQ test. It started out with a passage being read to us, then several tests that measured our ability to decypher patterns, perform basic computational skills, work logic puzzles and the like, then a final test about what we remembered from the read passage we heard about an hour and a half earlier.

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