If someone smiles after reading this post it's just a consolidation of what I have stated here...
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I am beginning to think that if there are 100 cans of coke in a room and one of them is poisoned, and one of you take 99 of them and I take the other, the probability for my having taken the poisoned can of coke is high enough to be approximated to 1. Oh, I am saying this story in the wrong order I guess, must be my current mood affecting my usually pleasing conversational style. As some of you know, I have been bemoaning the delay in the arrival of my bank card via post, and after nearly 3 weeks I concluded that the card must have got lost somehow, and this conclusion was made with the help of at least three of the bank staff. So on Saturday I cancel my current card, and have another one re-send to the bank itself instead of to my address. Guess what? Guess fucking what? The card promptly arrives on Monday afternoon. Can you believe that???? Of all the confounded bad luck on this filthy sick planet this one sucks the most! I went there Monday evening as soon as I could, and the bank was closed, seems I was 5 minutes too late; and so today afternoon I go again, only to be told that I was one day late, because they have closes the previous card only the previous afternoon (Monday) which means I must have got the damned card roughly at about the same time some clerical staff was cancelling my card. Today one of the bank help told me that I’ll now have to wait two weeks for my card. Now as I was saying, if you took 99 of those rotten coke cans and I took one, you can bet your ass that I’d die of poisoned coke poisoning, or even if I survive the poisoning I’d slip and fall down on my own vomit, knock my head against the fire extinguisher and kill myself after all the blood has leaked of my unfortunate head. Regards, A dying gloomy miserable sick sad demoralized downtrodden foreigner!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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I am beginning to think that if there are 100 cans of coke in a room and one of them is poisoned, and one of you take 99 of them and I take the other, the probability for my having taken the poisoned can of coke is high enough to be approximated to 1. Oh, I am saying this story in the wrong order I guess, must be my current mood affecting my usually pleasing conversational style. As some of you know, I have been bemoaning the delay in the arrival of my bank card via post, and after nearly 3 weeks I concluded that the card must have got lost somehow, and this conclusion was made with the help of at least three of the bank staff. So on Saturday I cancel my current card, and have another one re-send to the bank itself instead of to my address. Guess what? Guess fucking what? The card promptly arrives on Monday afternoon. Can you believe that???? Of all the confounded bad luck on this filthy sick planet this one sucks the most! I went there Monday evening as soon as I could, and the bank was closed, seems I was 5 minutes too late; and so today afternoon I go again, only to be told that I was one day late, because they have closes the previous card only the previous afternoon (Monday) which means I must have got the damned card roughly at about the same time some clerical staff was cancelling my card. Today one of the bank help told me that I’ll now have to wait two weeks for my card. Now as I was saying, if you took 99 of those rotten coke cans and I took one, you can bet your ass that I’d die of poisoned coke poisoning, or even if I survive the poisoning I’d slip and fall down on my own vomit, knock my head against the fire extinguisher and kill myself after all the blood has leaked of my unfortunate head. Regards, A dying gloomy miserable sick sad demoralized downtrodden foreigner!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Nishant S wrote: you can bet your ass I see you get used to your new home very quickly ;) Bad to hear. Hope you get along without the card the two weeks - can be pretty harassing. Oh, and please avoid the messier types of death, it's just not right, annoys people, and some poor soul has to clean up. Just silently tipping over will do. If you would consider turning to a deep blue skin color, to make sure you're 100% dead, so you avoid people feeling oblieged to call an ambulance, this would be very nice of you. ;)
As James Bond in "die another day", Pierce Brosnan features traits handy in the dawning millenium. He fights without hesitation in a bewildering environment, trusts his high-tech-gadgets, and rather falls for beauty than pondering the political absurdities around him. [sighist]
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I am beginning to think that if there are 100 cans of coke in a room and one of them is poisoned, and one of you take 99 of them and I take the other, the probability for my having taken the poisoned can of coke is high enough to be approximated to 1. Oh, I am saying this story in the wrong order I guess, must be my current mood affecting my usually pleasing conversational style. As some of you know, I have been bemoaning the delay in the arrival of my bank card via post, and after nearly 3 weeks I concluded that the card must have got lost somehow, and this conclusion was made with the help of at least three of the bank staff. So on Saturday I cancel my current card, and have another one re-send to the bank itself instead of to my address. Guess what? Guess fucking what? The card promptly arrives on Monday afternoon. Can you believe that???? Of all the confounded bad luck on this filthy sick planet this one sucks the most! I went there Monday evening as soon as I could, and the bank was closed, seems I was 5 minutes too late; and so today afternoon I go again, only to be told that I was one day late, because they have closes the previous card only the previous afternoon (Monday) which means I must have got the damned card roughly at about the same time some clerical staff was cancelling my card. Today one of the bank help told me that I’ll now have to wait two weeks for my card. Now as I was saying, if you took 99 of those rotten coke cans and I took one, you can bet your ass that I’d die of poisoned coke poisoning, or even if I survive the poisoning I’d slip and fall down on my own vomit, knock my head against the fire extinguisher and kill myself after all the blood has leaked of my unfortunate head. Regards, A dying gloomy miserable sick sad demoralized downtrodden foreigner!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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I am beginning to think that if there are 100 cans of coke in a room and one of them is poisoned, and one of you take 99 of them and I take the other, the probability for my having taken the poisoned can of coke is high enough to be approximated to 1. Oh, I am saying this story in the wrong order I guess, must be my current mood affecting my usually pleasing conversational style. As some of you know, I have been bemoaning the delay in the arrival of my bank card via post, and after nearly 3 weeks I concluded that the card must have got lost somehow, and this conclusion was made with the help of at least three of the bank staff. So on Saturday I cancel my current card, and have another one re-send to the bank itself instead of to my address. Guess what? Guess fucking what? The card promptly arrives on Monday afternoon. Can you believe that???? Of all the confounded bad luck on this filthy sick planet this one sucks the most! I went there Monday evening as soon as I could, and the bank was closed, seems I was 5 minutes too late; and so today afternoon I go again, only to be told that I was one day late, because they have closes the previous card only the previous afternoon (Monday) which means I must have got the damned card roughly at about the same time some clerical staff was cancelling my card. Today one of the bank help told me that I’ll now have to wait two weeks for my card. Now as I was saying, if you took 99 of those rotten coke cans and I took one, you can bet your ass that I’d die of poisoned coke poisoning, or even if I survive the poisoning I’d slip and fall down on my own vomit, knock my head against the fire extinguisher and kill myself after all the blood has leaked of my unfortunate head. Regards, A dying gloomy miserable sick sad demoralized downtrodden foreigner!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Happy New Year, Nish, despite the card... Damn the luck.:( Some people are born lucky, others claim to make their own, and some just seem to miss out all together. Me, I'm lucky... Granted, it's all bad luck, but I have lots of it!:-D I hope yours changes for the better soon.:) "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)
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Patience is a virtue that will serve you well on your journeys. Mike Mullikin :beer:
The goal of any programmer is to build something that will last at least until he's finished building it. - - Anonymous
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Nah.. he would have said something like "Patience a virtue is. Serve you well on your journeys it will. Hrrrmmmm?" :-D -- Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face.
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I am beginning to think that if there are 100 cans of coke in a room and one of them is poisoned, and one of you take 99 of them and I take the other, the probability for my having taken the poisoned can of coke is high enough to be approximated to 1. Oh, I am saying this story in the wrong order I guess, must be my current mood affecting my usually pleasing conversational style. As some of you know, I have been bemoaning the delay in the arrival of my bank card via post, and after nearly 3 weeks I concluded that the card must have got lost somehow, and this conclusion was made with the help of at least three of the bank staff. So on Saturday I cancel my current card, and have another one re-send to the bank itself instead of to my address. Guess what? Guess fucking what? The card promptly arrives on Monday afternoon. Can you believe that???? Of all the confounded bad luck on this filthy sick planet this one sucks the most! I went there Monday evening as soon as I could, and the bank was closed, seems I was 5 minutes too late; and so today afternoon I go again, only to be told that I was one day late, because they have closes the previous card only the previous afternoon (Monday) which means I must have got the damned card roughly at about the same time some clerical staff was cancelling my card. Today one of the bank help told me that I’ll now have to wait two weeks for my card. Now as I was saying, if you took 99 of those rotten coke cans and I took one, you can bet your ass that I’d die of poisoned coke poisoning, or even if I survive the poisoning I’d slip and fall down on my own vomit, knock my head against the fire extinguisher and kill myself after all the blood has leaked of my unfortunate head. Regards, A dying gloomy miserable sick sad demoralized downtrodden foreigner!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
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I am beginning to think that if there are 100 cans of coke in a room and one of them is poisoned, and one of you take 99 of them and I take the other, the probability for my having taken the poisoned can of coke is high enough to be approximated to 1. Oh, I am saying this story in the wrong order I guess, must be my current mood affecting my usually pleasing conversational style. As some of you know, I have been bemoaning the delay in the arrival of my bank card via post, and after nearly 3 weeks I concluded that the card must have got lost somehow, and this conclusion was made with the help of at least three of the bank staff. So on Saturday I cancel my current card, and have another one re-send to the bank itself instead of to my address. Guess what? Guess fucking what? The card promptly arrives on Monday afternoon. Can you believe that???? Of all the confounded bad luck on this filthy sick planet this one sucks the most! I went there Monday evening as soon as I could, and the bank was closed, seems I was 5 minutes too late; and so today afternoon I go again, only to be told that I was one day late, because they have closes the previous card only the previous afternoon (Monday) which means I must have got the damned card roughly at about the same time some clerical staff was cancelling my card. Today one of the bank help told me that I’ll now have to wait two weeks for my card. Now as I was saying, if you took 99 of those rotten coke cans and I took one, you can bet your ass that I’d die of poisoned coke poisoning, or even if I survive the poisoning I’d slip and fall down on my own vomit, knock my head against the fire extinguisher and kill myself after all the blood has leaked of my unfortunate head. Regards, A dying gloomy miserable sick sad demoralized downtrodden foreigner!
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]
Sorry to hear that Nish, :-( just plain bad luck I guess Hope you get your card soon, How was the New Year's eve, did you go anywhere ? regards Kannan
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Sorry to hear that Nish, :-( just plain bad luck I guess Hope you get your card soon, How was the New Year's eve, did you go anywhere ? regards Kannan
Thanks Kanna. My roommate and I spent new year eve doing some south indian style cooking and had a late dinner just before midnight :-) Nish
Author of the romantic comedy Summer Love and Some more Cricket [New Win] Review by Shog9 Click here for review[NW]