Fun in the supermarket
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Reminds me of the time my buddy went up to a female cashier with a bottle of lube, a Playboy mag, and some rope. She was not impressed. We all had a good laugh though.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)Did it wrong. I went with an ax, some rope, and a box of condoms. She didn't ask to be invited to the party.
Just like that old Carly Simon song... "You're so funny, You probably think this joke is about you" My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
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New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 Tub of Vaseline: £3 XL Box of Tissues: £2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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The local super market chain here introduced self check-out isles recently and started selling vibrators around the same time.
How interesting that you know this fact... :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:
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How interesting that you know this fact... :laugh: :laugh: :rolleyes:
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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You sure they weren't thermos flasks??? :laugh:
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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You sure they weren't thermos flasks??? :laugh:
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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Did it wrong. I went with an ax, some rope, and a box of condoms. She didn't ask to be invited to the party.
Just like that old Carly Simon song... "You're so funny, You probably think this joke is about you" My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.
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The local super market chain here introduced self check-out isles recently and started selling vibrators around the same time.
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JHizzle wrote:
Missed the duct tape, shovel and roll of tarpaulin.
Then you wouldn't need the condoms. </morbid>
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New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 Tub of Vaseline: £3 XL Box of Tissues: £2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.
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_Josh_ wrote:
The local super market chain here introduced self check-out isles recently and started selling vibrators around the same time.
That's for the whole do-it-yourself crowd.
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New Miley Cyrus DVD: £15 Tub of Vaseline: £3 XL Box of Tissues: £2 The look of disgust on the cashier's face as you pay: Priceless :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
My oddest purchase was: Comb Rubber gloves Vaseline bag of carrots I didn't make the connection until I was at the check out counter and I started getting weird looks. :doh:
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