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  • C Chandrasekharan P

    Women Asks: If i sleep with three men, everyone calls me slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, everyone calls him a real man. How come...? Sex Guru: Its very simple sweetie, When one lock can be opened with three different keys, its a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks we call it a "MASTER KEY"

    Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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    Julien Villers
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    REPOST[^]

    'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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      'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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      Chandrasekharan P
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      Oho!!! I did search the site.. May be the search key was wrong. Apologies :)

      Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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      • C Chandrasekharan P

        Oho!!! I did search the site.. May be the search key was wrong. Apologies :)

        Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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        Julien Villers
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        It's Friday, blah blah ;)

        'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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        • C Chandrasekharan P

          Women Asks: If i sleep with three men, everyone calls me slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, everyone calls him a real man. How come...? Sex Guru: Its very simple sweetie, When one lock can be opened with three different keys, its a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks we call it a "MASTER KEY"

          Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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          Slacker007
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          Funny. 5 for you.

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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          • C Chandrasekharan P

            Women Asks: If i sleep with three men, everyone calls me slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, everyone calls him a real man. How come...? Sex Guru: Its very simple sweetie, When one lock can be opened with three different keys, its a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks we call it a "MASTER KEY"

            Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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            Slacker007
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            I would edit your title and remove the "repost kindly ignore" bit. I did'n't know it was a repost and I would not have had the pleasure of reading it if you did not post it. I am sure there are a lot of people who did not know it was a repost.

            Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
            "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              I would edit your title and remove the "repost kindly ignore" bit. I did'n't know it was a repost and I would not have had the pleasure of reading it if you did not post it. I am sure there are a lot of people who did not know it was a repost.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              Julien Villers
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              It just makes him a bit safer from downvote hell ;)

              'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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              • C Chandrasekharan P

                Oho!!! I did search the site.. May be the search key was wrong. Apologies :)

                Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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                Chris Meech
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                It was a bad search key that would not open any locks. :)

                Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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                  It just makes him a bit safer from downvote hell ;)

                  'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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                  Slacker007
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                  Julien Villers wrote:

                  It just makes him a bit safer from downvote hell

                  Funny thing. Not many people get down-voted for re-posts here. They may get ribbed a bit but not down-voted much. To down-vote a repost is just retarded. ;)

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                    Julien Villers wrote:

                    It just makes him a bit safer from downvote hell

                    Funny thing. Not many people get down-voted for re-posts here. They may get ribbed a bit but not down-voted much. To down-vote a repost is just retarded. ;)

                    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                    Julien Villers
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                    It depends, I've seen people taking lots of univotes (well, ok, more than one ;)) for some reposted (bad) jokes. I think you're right for most news post though.

                    'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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                    • C Chandrasekharan P

                      Women Asks: If i sleep with three men, everyone calls me slut. But when a man sleeps with ten women, everyone calls him a real man. How come...? Sex Guru: Its very simple sweetie, When one lock can be opened with three different keys, its a bad lock. But when one key can open ten different locks we call it a "MASTER KEY"

                      Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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                      Where's a bad lock when you need one...

                      "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                        Where's a bad lock when you need one...

                        "I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson My comedy.

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                        Hidden from view by the amount of people trying to pick it.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        • J Julien Villers

                          It just makes him a bit safer from downvote hell ;)

                          'As programmers go, I'm fairly social. Which still means I'm a borderline sociopath by normal standards.' Jeff Atwood

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                          Chandrasekharan P
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                          I am really not bothered about the down votes. Just givig you guys a hint that its a repost.

                          Every new day is another chance to change your life.

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