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My brain is doing a defragment

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  • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

    It's 99% fragmented, so it'll take awhile. I better run CHKDSK on my brain too, because it's about the time of day when its disk is crashing.

    Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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    Abhinav S
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    You also might want to check if you can find and load the "get a life" program.

    Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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    • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

      It's 99% fragmented, so it'll take awhile. I better run CHKDSK on my brain too, because it's about the time of day when its disk is crashing.

      Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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      Ian Shlasko
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      Got a few bad sectors? I've got plenty... CPU runs just fine with the clock speed cranked up, and the RAM is lightning-fast... I/O systems are in decent shape, though the camera drivers are a little outdated... But the hard drive? Crap. Ran out of storage, and with all of the sector remapping, file access is unreliable at best.

      Proud to have finally moved to the A-Ark. Which one are you in?
      Author of the Guardians Saga (Sci-Fi/Fantasy novels)

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      • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

        It's 99% fragmented, so it'll take awhile. I better run CHKDSK on my brain too, because it's about the time of day when its disk is crashing.

        Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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        • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

          It's 99% fragmented, so it'll take awhile. I better run CHKDSK on my brain too, because it's about the time of day when its disk is crashing.

          Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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          S Houghtelin
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          I just do a reformat and reload the image, or I should say Mrs Wife does that. :-D Her favorite method is the the frying pan upside the head... ..Yes dear, it was only a joke...

          It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            I just do a reformat and reload the image, or I should say Mrs Wife does that. :-D Her favorite method is the the frying pan upside the head... ..Yes dear, it was only a joke...

            It was broke, so I fixed it.

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            Brian C Hart
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            Owww! I wouldn't want to have your wife! Does she at least run the "Files and Settings Transfer Wizard" first? OK, now we are leaving the "PG"-zone...

            Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

            Regards,

            Dr. Brian Hart
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            • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

              Owww! I wouldn't want to have your wife! Does she at least run the "Files and Settings Transfer Wizard" first? OK, now we are leaving the "PG"-zone...

              Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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              S Houghtelin
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              Brian C Hart wrote:

              I wouldn't want to have your wife!

              I wouldn't let you have her anyway, I wouldn't give her up for anything, she's the one person that tolerates me and my hobbies! :)

              Brian C Hart wrote:

              Files and Settings Transfer Wizard

              Never tried that, has anyone?

              It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                Brian C Hart wrote:

                I wouldn't want to have your wife!

                I wouldn't let you have her anyway, I wouldn't give her up for anything, she's the one person that tolerates me and my hobbies! :)

                Brian C Hart wrote:

                Files and Settings Transfer Wizard

                Never tried that, has anyone?

                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                Brian C Hart
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                I'm just saying, before she goes upside your head with a frying pan, I hope she backs up her document files and her favorites from your brain first.

                Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

                Regards,

                Dr. Brian Hart
                drbrianhart343@gmail.com email
                LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/dr-brian-hart-astrophysicist-veteran/

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                • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

                  I'm just saying, before she goes upside your head with a frying pan, I hope she backs up her document files and her favorites from your brain first.

                  Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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                  S Houghtelin
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                  It's not her favorites she's worried about, it's mine. :laugh:

                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                  • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

                    It's 99% fragmented, so it'll take awhile. I better run CHKDSK on my brain too, because it's about the time of day when its disk is crashing.

                    Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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                    clientSurfer
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                    cd root rm -fr killall -9

                    "... having only that moment finished a vigorous game of Wiff-Waff and eaten a tartiflet." - Henry Minute  "...who gives a tinker's cuss?" - Dalek Dave

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                    • Brian C HartB Brian C Hart

                      It's 99% fragmented, so it'll take awhile. I better run CHKDSK on my brain too, because it's about the time of day when its disk is crashing.

                      Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart

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                      JoeSox
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                      my brain's RAID controller is failing

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                      • A Abhinav S

                        You also might want to check if you can find and load the "get a life" program.

                        Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                        Dominique Alons
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                        Wouldn't it be more appropriately to call the 'Hello World' program and wait for a response?

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