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  • A Albert Holguin

    Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.

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    Paul M Watt
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    ...but do you speak .45ACP?

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      So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

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      David Kentley wrote:

      I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

      That's personal freedom, not anybody else's freedom. They have the freedom to choose their own casket first.

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        ...but do you speak .45ACP?

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        Dalek Dave
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        John often says "BANG! Dammit, missed again"

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          So would specifying a national language make it illegal for two people to speak a different language in front of someone who doesn't speak that language? I thought you Texans claimed to be all about freedom.

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          It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact. In Wales they have all the road signs in English and Welsh. Very confusing, as not many Welsh actually speak the language.

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            No, people in Europe mainly speak two languages, Their mother tongue and English. Except the English who speak every language in the world. They do this by speaking English VERY LOULDLY! and v e r y _ s l o w l y

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            Albert Holguin
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            I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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              ...but do you speak .45ACP?

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              Albert Holguin
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              I thought that was covered in the "I'm also from Texas" portion... :laugh:

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              • A Albert Holguin

                I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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                Dalek Dave
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                Albert Holguin wrote:

                everyone else speaks multiple languages

                Everyone? Really? Can you back this statement up?

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                • A Albert Holguin

                  I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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                  Rhys Gravell
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                  Albert Holguin wrote:

                  ... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                  I often speak gibberish after a few drinks... ...does that count?

                  Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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                  • A Albert Holguin

                    I've done my fair share of traveling over there... point is... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

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                    Nish Nishant
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                    Albert Holguin wrote:

                    everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                    This is true for India. Nearly everyone speaks their local language (tamil, malayalam, hindi, telugu, punjabi...) and English. Sometimes people speak more than one Indian language.

                    Regards, Nish


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                      It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact. In Wales they have all the road signs in English and Welsh. Very confusing, as not many Welsh actually speak the language.

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact.

                      I know what it means, I was wondering if John did. I just see no point.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Albert Holguin wrote:

                        everyone else speaks multiple languages

                        Everyone? Really? Can you back this statement up?

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                        Albert Holguin
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                        I guess you don't? I'm obviously generalizing...

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                        • A Albert Holguin

                          Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.

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                          Albert Holguin wrote:

                          you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages

                          Hmmm not really. The french refuse to speak anything but French. The Germans might also speak English but not much. The Spaniards might also speak English. There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages and that's only half the country then. (Belgium, you know the one without a government ;P ) For the record I speak: Dutch, English, French and German.

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                            Albert Holguin wrote:

                            ... everyone else speaks multiple languages...

                            I often speak gibberish after a few drinks... ...does that count?

                            Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            I didn't know you were from Gibraltar!

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                              Albert Holguin wrote:

                              you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages

                              Hmmm not really. The french refuse to speak anything but French. The Germans might also speak English but not much. The Spaniards might also speak English. There really is only one country where we learn 3-4 languages and that's only half the country then. (Belgium, you know the one without a government ;P ) For the record I speak: Dutch, English, French and German.

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                              Dalek Dave
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                              English, German, French and Spanish (French and Spanish are at a tourist level, German I am quite fluent having lived there).

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                              • A Albert Holguin

                                Well maybe you need to learn another language... you know, most people in Europe speak 3-4 languages... And yes, I am hispanic and speak both English and Spanish (and I'm also from Texas). Edit: I also speak bad German, understand Italian (minus heavy accents) and Portuguese.

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                                GuyThiebaut
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                                As long as you exclude the UK from your definition of Europe. Most British people just speak English and Foreign - Foreign being shouting and speaking more slowly :laugh:

                                Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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                                  No, people in Europe mainly speak two languages, Their mother tongue and English. Except the English who speak every language in the world. They do this by speaking English VERY LOULDLY! and v e r y _ s l o w l y

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                                  hairy_hats
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                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  speaking English VERY LOULDLY

                                  How do you do that?

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                                  • G GuyThiebaut

                                    As long as you exclude the UK from your definition of Europe. Most British people just speak English and Foreign - Foreign being shouting and speaking more slowly :laugh:

                                    Continuous effort - not strength or intelligence - is the key to unlocking our potential.(Winston Churchill)
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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    To be fair, it does involve a lot of pointing too.

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                                    • A Albert Holguin

                                      I guess you don't? I'm obviously generalizing...

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                                      Obviously...

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                                      • Q QuiJohn

                                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                                        It means that all official documentation would have to be in all official languages, road signs, warnings, anything that affects people and is issued by the state in fact.

                                        I know what it means, I was wondering if John did. I just see no point.

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                                        TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                        The point is they went there to buy some furniture and clearly were speaking English. Yet the guy rudely started a conversation with someone else in Spanish, about the very furniture they were considering. Rude. Very Rude.

                                        If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." - John Quincy Adams
                                        You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering” - Wernher von Braun

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                                        • H hairy_hats

                                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                                          speaking English VERY LOULDLY

                                          How do you do that?

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                                          Dalek Dave
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                                          I am speaking in tongues.

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