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    Lost User
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    ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

    And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
    "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

    And I smiled and was happy
    And it came worse.

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      ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

      And I smiled and was happy
      And it came worse.

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      OriginalGriff
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      "Is the computer on fire?" "Not yet". :thumbsup:

      Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

        And I smiled and was happy
        And it came worse.

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        Yuri Vital
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        Have you tried to solve the problem yourself? Yes | Kind of :-D

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          "Is the computer on fire?" "Not yet". :thumbsup:

          Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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          Lost User
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          And the last question: Are you a woman yes/no/sometimes :)

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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            ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

            And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
            "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

            And I smiled and was happy
            And it came worse.

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            hairy_hats
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            The last question spoilt it.

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              The last question spoilt it.

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              Lost User
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              #6

              Why? If you are not sure, just check 'sometimes' :)

              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

              And I smiled and was happy
              And it came worse.

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                And the last question: Are you a woman yes/no/sometimes :)

                And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                And I smiled and was happy
                And it came worse.

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                OriginalGriff
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                Duck! :laugh:

                Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

                  And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                  "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                  And I smiled and was happy
                  And it came worse.

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                  Maximilien
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                  funny until the last question.

                  Watched code never compiles.

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                    Duck! :laugh:

                    Real men don't use instructions. They are only the manufacturers opinion on how to put the thing together. Manfred R. Bihy: "Looks as if OP is learning resistant."

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Too late![^]


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                      And I smiled and was happy
                      And it came worse.

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                      S Houghtelin
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                      From Article:

                      Has a colleague, who "knows all about computers" tried to solve the problem?

                      This particular one has provided some nice side income for me. :laugh: Good find! (But I have to agree with the others on the last question... :( )

                      It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                      • L Lost User

                        ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

                        And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                        "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                        And I smiled and was happy
                        And it came worse.

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        #11

                        Given that our fix-it person is a woman.... Old form (VCR).

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                        • L Lost User

                          ...somebody has a problem: Please fill out this support form[^]

                          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                          And I smiled and was happy
                          And it came worse.

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                          AspDotNetDev
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                          I see they misspelled "haven't" in "I havn't got a clue". I'll let them know. *checks "a matter of life and death"*

                          Somebody in an online forum wrote:

                          INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.

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