Gotta Pee :)

Chandrasekharan P

Two women friends had gone for a girls' night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had been overly-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they wanted to pee, so they popped into the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home. The next day, the husband of one of the women was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: "These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!!" "That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck to her arse that said...... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' "

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R Giskard Reventlov

Wa-wa-waaaa. A very old oldie but still quite amusing.

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Chandrasekharan P

Did not see it here when i searched.. so thought will share.. :)

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

R Giskard Reventlov

No prob: don't recall seeing it here but first heard it well over 150 years ago... :)

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

Chandrasekharan P

oh i am not that old :)

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Suresh Suthar

http://www.codeproject.com/Messages/3759369/JOTD-Girls-night-out.aspx[^]. But, enjoyed.

The man who makes no mistakes does not usually make anything. ~Edward Phelps Man's wisest mistake: Marriage. ~ Suresh Suthar

Chandrasekharan P

Thanks :)

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Jorgen Andersson

I thought it belonged to the soapbox considering the kss rule.

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