Not alike :)

[Chandrasekharan P]

Did you hear about the cat that looked up a woman's skirt and said "Hey! That does not look anything like me"

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

[Dalek Dave]

No, what happened?

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

[OriginalGriff]

F@ck Me! A Talking Cat!

Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

[Chandrasekharan P]

Oh Yes.. You have it here :) https://market.android.com/details?id=com.outfit7.talkingtom&hl=en[^]

Every new day is another chance to change your life.

[Lost User]

Then a Donner Kebab walked up, had a look and said, "Fuck me, it's great Aunt Hattie!"

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