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    Brady Kelly
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    ... and the barman says, "We don't server your type here!"

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    • B Brady Kelly

      ... and the barman says, "We don't server your type here!"

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      Michael Bergman
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      That is hilarious!

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      For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

      To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

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        That is hilarious!

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        For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

        To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

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        peterchen
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        Gaaaah!

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        • M Michael Bergman

          That is hilarious!

          m.bergman

          For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

          To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

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          Rhys Gravell
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          Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach! Aaaaarrrrggggghhh.....

          Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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            Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach! Aaaaarrrrggggghhh.....

            Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            #glug glug# Sorry, I was thirsty. Then only thing left is bleach or crème de menthe


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • R Rhys Gravell

              Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach! Aaaaarrrrggggghhh.....

              Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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              Michael Bergman
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              Hey, you should be glad I didn't make it a Rainbow.

              m.bergman

              For Bruce Schneier, quanta only have one state : afraid.

              To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered. -- Voltaire

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              • N Nagy Vilmos

                #glug glug# Sorry, I was thirsty. Then only thing left is bleach or crème de menthe


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                Dalek Dave
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                Bleach every time eh?

                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Bleach every time eh?

                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  ... is the correct answer.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  • B Brady Kelly

                    ... and the barman says, "We don't server your type here!"

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                    Roger Allen
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                    I like Comic sans :cool: although I would never use it in a real document

                    If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                    • B Brady Kelly

                      ... and the barman says, "We don't server your type here!"

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                      Pascal Ganaye
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                      The only problem with this joke is that it makes us feel sorry for the poor font. I don't want to feel sorry for it. I'd be happy to see it burn. Sadly, after that joke, I am slightly uneased now.

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                      • R Rhys Gravell

                        Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach! Aaaaarrrrggggghhh.....

                        Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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                        peterchen
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                        Here You go, dear Sir, enjoy your day![^]

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                          Here You go, dear Sir, enjoy your day![^]

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                          Jan R Hansen
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                          for some reason, Trend Micro worry-free business security (what a name...) won't let me see that webpage. Website blocked by Trend Micro Worry-Free Business Security Malicious website blocked ... great. It HAS to be funny if I can't see it :cool:

                          Do you know why it's important to make fast decisions? Because you give yourself more time to correct your mistakes, when you find out that you made the wrong one. Chris Meech on deciding whether to go to his daughters graduation or a Neil Young concert

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                            Eye bleach! Where's the eye bleach! Aaaaarrrrggggghhh.....

                            Rhys "Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal" "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe"

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                            Jonathan C Dickinson
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                            http://eyebleach.com/[^] (Mildly NSFW)

                            He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chineese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)

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                              I like Comic sans :cool: although I would never use it in a real document

                              If you vote me down, my score will only get lower

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                              Florin Jurcovici 0
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                              I once used it in an UI for a small LOB app. I couldn't understand for my life why nobody liked it :(

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