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  • D Dalek Dave

    Normally I am Rubenesque and Restful.

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    DaveAuld
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    I had stovies and oatcakes for lunch followed by 2 coconuts covered chocolate/biscuit truffle type things for pudding. Felt a bit sick half way through the 2nd. couldn't let it go to waste, so just manned up and rammed it in:~

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      Ian Shlasko wrote:

      the striking difference between Dominos and real pizza

      Yeah, Domino(e)s is a game played by old men in smoke filled pubs.

      Unrequited desire is character building. OriginalGriff I'm sitting here giving you a standing ovation - Len Goodman

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      Gregory Gadow
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      Richard MacCutchan wrote:

      Yeah, Domino(e)s is a game played by old men in smoke filled pubs.

      Their pies certainly taste that way.

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      • G Gregory Gadow

        Richard MacCutchan wrote:

        Yeah, Domino(e)s is a game played by old men in smoke filled pubs.

        Their pies certainly taste that way.

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        Lost User
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        Oh crap. Not the pizza is not a pie - yes it is argument about to kick off again.

        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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          I had stovies and oatcakes for lunch followed by 2 coconuts covered chocolate/biscuit truffle type things for pudding. Felt a bit sick half way through the 2nd. couldn't let it go to waste, so just manned up and rammed it in:~

          Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn


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          Dalek Dave
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          DaveAuld wrote:

          Felt a bit sick half way through the 2nd. couldn't let it go to waste, so just manned up and rammed it in

          Your sex life sounds exotic. But then I suppose if you are stuck on a platform with a hundred or so macho roughnecks you get what you can.

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            DaveAuld wrote:

            Felt a bit sick half way through the 2nd. couldn't let it go to waste, so just manned up and rammed it in

            Your sex life sounds exotic. But then I suppose if you are stuck on a platform with a hundred or so macho roughnecks you get what you can.

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Lost User
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            A mate of mine says he always cries after sex. But then he is in prison.

            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              Oh crap. Not the pizza is not a pie - yes it is argument about to kick off again.

              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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              Gregory Gadow
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              The root for "pizza" is Greek πίτα, or "pie". Discuss :~

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              • D Dalek Dave

                And the news in grim... My lunch was not one of the better ones I have eaten. Big Mac, Cheeseburger, Large Fries and a Coke. Sitting at my desk working, no time to go home, sent elf to Maccy D's with instructions. Feeling fat and lazy now.

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                srinivas vadepally
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                The person who makes lots of mistakes will be a perfect man, similarly you are the person with good taster... have active time...

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                • G Gregory Gadow

                  The root for "pizza" is Greek πίτα, or "pie". Discuss :~

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                  Lost User
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                  And you share 99.9% of your DNA with a chimp. Now jog on monkey boy :-D

                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    And you share 99.9% of your DNA with a chimp. Now jog on monkey boy :-D

                    Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                    Gregory Gadow
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                    Humans inherit from the Primate base object. It is not shared DNA, it is reused. ;P

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                      A mate of mine says he always cries after sex. But then he is in prison.

                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Interesting friends you have. Exactly how 'friendly' are the two of you? Or is this actually the 'friend' who's symptoms you describe to the Doctor?

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        Interesting friends you have. Exactly how 'friendly' are the two of you? Or is this actually the 'friend' who's symptoms you describe to the Doctor?

                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                        Lost User
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                        Yes, constant access to CP is a basic human right in UK prisons these days.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          And the news in grim... My lunch was not one of the better ones I have eaten. Big Mac, Cheeseburger, Large Fries and a Coke. Sitting at my desk working, no time to go home, sent elf to Maccy D's with instructions. Feeling fat and lazy now.

                          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                          BobJanova
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                          I always have time to go outside for lunch. Even if it means adding some time on later.

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                            Yes, constant access to CP is a basic human right in UK prisons these days.

                            Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            CP in prison? Convicted Prisoners?

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                              CP in prison? Convicted Prisoners?

                              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                              Lost User
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                              Copious Penis.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                And the news in grim... My lunch was not one of the better ones I have eaten. Big Mac, Cheeseburger, Large Fries and a Coke. Sitting at my desk working, no time to go home, sent elf to Maccy D's with instructions. Feeling fat and lazy now.

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                PIEBALDconsult
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                                Maybe you should have eaten the elf.

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                                • G Gregory Gadow

                                  The root for "pizza" is Greek πίτα, or "pie". Discuss :~

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                                  BobJanova
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                                  Surely that is 'pitta' i.e. the flatbread they wrap stuff in? That has more of a resemblance to a pizza base than a pie does. Do the Greeks even have pies in our sense of the word (i.e. a pastry base and top)?

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                                    Surely that is 'pitta' i.e. the flatbread they wrap stuff in? That has more of a resemblance to a pizza base than a pie does. Do the Greeks even have pies in our sense of the word (i.e. a pastry base and top)?

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                                    Dalek Dave
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                                    I always bemoan the lack of puddings in chinese cuisine. 1.4 Billion people, you'd think they could rustle up a pastry chef or two.

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    • B BobJanova

                                      Surely that is 'pitta' i.e. the flatbread they wrap stuff in? That has more of a resemblance to a pizza base than a pie does. Do the Greeks even have pies in our sense of the word (i.e. a pastry base and top)?

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                                      Lost User
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                                      Read from here[^] This is a Mick Martin dominated thread so the language is choice.

                                      Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        Maybe you should have eaten the elf.

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                                        Henry Minute
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                                        Don't think he hasn't tried! After all, his elves are all breathing.

                                        Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                                        • B BobJanova

                                          I always have time to go outside for lunch. Even if it means adding some time on later.

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                                          Lost User
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                                          But your outside isn't made up of Luton. I am similarly afflicted having Walsall outside my office (and a bit too much of it inside).

                                          Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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