Clinic Tomorrow

Le centriste

Can I attend? :-D John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". Eat your own dog food. You are the king at "implying things". A good example is the phrase following the one I quoted in your post. Btw, you mispell my name, Janette Simmons. John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. That amazes me that an inbred redneck like you can eventually construct complete phrases. And what the freaking heck is an outlaw programmer, anyway?

realJSOP

As you can see, the subject of my last post has indeed been cajoled into responding in his typical boring fashion, an indication of his limited intellect and general lack of desire to perform even the simplest task with some twinkling of pride in a job well done (notice that it took him almost a month to realize that I had been intentionally spelling his name wrong, no doubt aided by a more literate individual poking him in the back of the head asking, "Eez zat you, mon ami?"). I can help most of you (actually I can help everyone but Michelle) develop your inate ability to wither the competition with a single acronym. No doubt, the Frog Prince will again present me with an opportunity to verbally run him through. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

Taka Muraoka

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: I think you guys need to sharpen your skills concerning the combination of wit and charm with scathing, vitriolic remarks. Why? Do you think it makes you look more clever to be like this? How about developing one's wit and charm and keeping the scathing, vitriolic remarks to oneself?

he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

realJSOP

Now where's the fun in that? Are you new to the soapbox? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

Taka Muraoka

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Now where's the fun in that? That was sort of my point. You might find it fun and amusing but it's easy to go too far and being hurtful and/or pissing people off is a pretty poor way to entertain oneself. This may be the Soapbox and anything goes but that doesn't mean anything goes, IMO. John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Are you new to the soapbox? Nope.

he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

realJSOP

Taka Muraoka wrote: This may be the Soapbox and anything goes but that doesn't mean anything goes, IMO. Well, if you want to know the precise and one true fact, this particular forum was created *because of* and primarily for *me*. So, based on historical precedence and past experience, (which obviously carries a lot more weight than an individual's opinion), anything does actually go here. So, you can either join in the fray and have a little fun, or you can just STFU (and try not to let what happens here spill over into the other forums). :) ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

ColinDavies

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Well, if you want to know the precise and one true fact, this particular forum was created *because of* and primarily for *me*. I think that small fact would be nice to have at the top of this page. Anyhow it's all just text to me. And for all I care you could be a 15 yr old girl, who has been cleverly baiting us for a couple of years. Oh, and I might be Mr Greenspan. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Le centriste

John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: STFU Frankly, John, you can do better than that! And you did not answer the question in my reply

Le centriste

The Frog Prince will give you any opportunity you want to make a jerk of your self ;P

ColinDavies

Taka Muraoka wrote: You might find it fun and amusing but it's easy to go too far and being hurtful and/or pissing people off is a pretty poor way to entertain oneself. but surely anyone who takes online personalities for real has a problem with reality ? BTW: Your name makes an interesting Anagram. Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

ColinDavies

Michel Prévost wrote: you mispell my name, Are you sure its not your parents who have been misspelling your name ? Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Taka Muraoka

Colin Davies wrote: but surely anyone who takes online personalities for real has a problem with reality ? I assume you're talking about him, not me. Colin Davies wrote: BTW: Your name makes an interesting Anagram. :~ I'm not even going to ask... :rolleyes:

he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

Le centriste

Colin, that's not very witty. You can do better than that.

Le centriste

Anyway, I will be watching :suss: Hey, I ended up on your brother's website. By the look it has and what he talks about, you must be the chief designer. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/4665/richard.html[^]

David Wulff

:wtf: I am pissing myself here! :wtf:

David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

ColinDavies

Yes you are probably right. It's just I saw a bit of abuse being handed around and I wanted to join the fray. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

Brad Jennings

I will be holding a free clinic tomorrow, entitled "Better Insults, No Guilt". You don't need to teach others how to insult better, you provide enough blasphemy for all of us. Happy flaming :) Brad Jennings

Stan Shannon

Michel Prévost wrote: That amazes me that an inbred redneck like you can eventually construct complete phrases. Why are you so intolerant of inbred rednecks? We're people too, ya know... "Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle

realJSOP

Oh - my - god! You made a reference to Richard Simmonms being my brother. That surprised me. I wasn't expecting that. Can't you be a little less predictable and a lot more original? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

Lost User

Aside from yesterdays "trolling" comment, what is the source of the increasingly bitter feud between yourself and Michel? This is getting so personal that I am intrigued to know how it kicked off...

When I am king, you will be first against the wall.