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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    As you can see, the subject of my last post has indeed been cajoled into responding in his typical boring fashion, an indication of his limited intellect and general lack of desire to perform even the simplest task with some twinkling of pride in a job well done (notice that it took him almost a month to realize that I had been intentionally spelling his name wrong, no doubt aided by a more literate individual poking him in the back of the head asking, "Eez zat you, mon ami?"). I can help most of you (actually I can help everyone but Michelle) develop your inate ability to wither the competition with a single acronym. No doubt, the Frog Prince will again present me with an opportunity to verbally run him through. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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    The Frog Prince will give you any opportunity you want to make a jerk of your self ;P

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      John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Now where's the fun in that? That was sort of my point. You might find it fun and amusing but it's easy to go too far and being hurtful and/or pissing people off is a pretty poor way to entertain oneself. This may be the Soapbox and anything goes but that doesn't mean anything goes, IMO. John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Are you new to the soapbox? Nope.

      he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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      Taka Muraoka wrote: You might find it fun and amusing but it's easy to go too far and being hurtful and/or pissing people off is a pretty poor way to entertain oneself. but surely anyone who takes online personalities for real has a problem with reality ? BTW: Your name makes an interesting Anagram. Regardz Colin J Davies

      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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        Can I attend? :-D John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". Eat your own dog food. You are the king at "implying things". A good example is the phrase following the one I quoted in your post. Btw, you mispell my name, Janette Simmons. John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. That amazes me that an inbred redneck like you can eventually construct complete phrases. And what the freaking heck is an outlaw programmer, anyway?

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        Michel Prévost wrote: you mispell my name, Are you sure its not your parents who have been misspelling your name ? Regardz Colin J Davies

        Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

        You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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          Taka Muraoka wrote: You might find it fun and amusing but it's easy to go too far and being hurtful and/or pissing people off is a pretty poor way to entertain oneself. but surely anyone who takes online personalities for real has a problem with reality ? BTW: Your name makes an interesting Anagram. Regardz Colin J Davies

          Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

          You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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          Taka Muraoka
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          Colin Davies wrote: but surely anyone who takes online personalities for real has a problem with reality ? I assume you're talking about him, not me. Colin Davies wrote: BTW: Your name makes an interesting Anagram. :~ I'm not even going to ask... :rolleyes:

          he he he. I like it in the kitchen! - Marc Clifton (on taking the heat when being flamed) Awasu v0.4a[^]: A free RSS reader with support for Code Project.

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            Michel Prévost wrote: you mispell my name, Are you sure its not your parents who have been misspelling your name ? Regardz Colin J Davies

            Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

            You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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            Colin, that's not very witty. You can do better than that.

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              I will be holding a free clinic tomorrow, entitled "Better Insults, No Guilt". I think you guys need to sharpen your skills concerning the combination of wit and charm with scathing, vitriolic remarks. It doesn't do any good to insult the hell out of someone if you don't add some vitality to the act of doing so. The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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              Anyway, I will be watching :suss: Hey, I ended up on your brother's website. By the look it has and what he talks about, you must be the chief designer. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/4665/richard.html[^]

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                Colin, that's not very witty. You can do better than that.

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                Yes you are probably right. It's just I saw a bit of abuse being handed around and I wanted to join the fray. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

                Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                  Anyway, I will be watching :suss: Hey, I ended up on your brother's website. By the look it has and what he talks about, you must be the chief designer. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/4665/richard.html[^]

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                  :wtf: I am pissing myself here! :wtf:

                  David Wulff http://www.davidwulff.co.uk

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I will be holding a free clinic tomorrow, entitled "Better Insults, No Guilt". I think you guys need to sharpen your skills concerning the combination of wit and charm with scathing, vitriolic remarks. It doesn't do any good to insult the hell out of someone if you don't add some vitality to the act of doing so. The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                    Brad Jennings
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                    I will be holding a free clinic tomorrow, entitled "Better Insults, No Guilt". You don't need to teach others how to insult better, you provide enough blasphemy for all of us. Happy flaming :) Brad Jennings

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                      Can I attend? :-D John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". Eat your own dog food. You are the king at "implying things". A good example is the phrase following the one I quoted in your post. Btw, you mispell my name, Janette Simmons. John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. That amazes me that an inbred redneck like you can eventually construct complete phrases. And what the freaking heck is an outlaw programmer, anyway?

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                      Stan Shannon
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                      Michel Prévost wrote: That amazes me that an inbred redneck like you can eventually construct complete phrases. Why are you so intolerant of inbred rednecks? We're people too, ya know... "Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art." Charles McCabe, San Francisco Chronicle

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                        Anyway, I will be watching :suss: Hey, I ended up on your brother's website. By the look it has and what he talks about, you must be the chief designer. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/4665/richard.html[^]

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                        Oh - my - god! You made a reference to Richard Simmonms being my brother. That surprised me. I wasn't expecting that. Can't you be a little less predictable and a lot more original? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                          Oh - my - god! You made a reference to Richard Simmonms being my brother. That surprised me. I wasn't expecting that. Can't you be a little less predictable and a lot more original? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                          Aside from yesterdays "trolling" comment, what is the source of the increasingly bitter feud between yourself and Michel? This is getting so personal that I am intrigued to know how it kicked off...

                          When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

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                            Aside from yesterdays "trolling" comment, what is the source of the increasingly bitter feud between yourself and Michel? This is getting so personal that I am intrigued to know how it kicked off...

                            When I am king, you will be first against the wall.

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                            Some while ago, John made a completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic reply to some of my post. I didn't know him, so I don't know why he did that. It was a very little unsignificant accident but it degenerated. Since then, I sometimes bug him on the Soapbox, and in return he makes fun of me via some pseudo-witty comment. It is pure fun. :-D

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                              Oh - my - god! You made a reference to Richard Simmonms being my brother. That surprised me. I wasn't expecting that. Can't you be a little less predictable and a lot more original? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                              John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Can't you be a little less predictable and a lot more original? You predicted that I was to pretend he was your brother? Wow, I'm amazed. Her majesty Jane Simmons/Inbred Programmer is also a psychic!

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                                Oh - my - god! You made a reference to Richard Simmonms being my brother. That surprised me. I wasn't expecting that. Can't you be a little less predictable and a lot more original? ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                Lost User
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                                Don't try to hide the fact Richard Simmons is your sex partner, you shit spewing moron. The whole world knows you were lending your sweet ass to homosexual bikers in California, you spit-worthy white trash!!!!

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                                  Don't try to hide the fact Richard Simmons is your sex partner, you shit spewing moron. The whole world knows you were lending your sweet ass to homosexual bikers in California, you spit-worthy white trash!!!!

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                                  Now this is taking a new twist!

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                                    I will be holding a free clinic tomorrow, entitled "Better Insults, No Guilt". I think you guys need to sharpen your skills concerning the combination of wit and charm with scathing, vitriolic remarks. It doesn't do any good to insult the hell out of someone if you don't add some vitality to the act of doing so. The only person that really irritated me today was Michelle, by implying that I was "trolling". However, this single instant can be discounted because he and I have a history, and he continually demonstrates a fascinating inability to gain any kind of happy rapport with anything more mentally complex than a ball bearing. ------- signature starts "...the staggering layers of obscenity in your statement make it a work of art on so many levels." - Jason Jystad, 10/26/2001 Please review the Legal Disclaimer in my bio. ------- signature ends

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                                    Please don't feed, tease, or molest the frogs![^] RSVP - I plan to attend. My skills have gotten rusty living all these years among imbeciles that can't even tell when they've been insulted. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

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                                      Yes you are probably right. It's just I saw a bit of abuse being handed around and I wanted to join the fray. :-) Regardz Colin J Davies

                                      Sonork ID 100.9197:Colin

                                      You are the intrepid one, always willing to leap into the fray! A serious character flaw, I might add, but entertaining. Said by Roger Wright about me.

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                                      Colin Davies wrote: It's just I saw a bit of abuse being handed around and I wanted to join the fray. Good move, going past the fray without a flame suit can be dangerous. The way this is heating up I would put a flame suit on just for extra safety :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
                                      "Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
                                      Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
                                      ...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law

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                                        The Frog Prince will give you any opportunity you want to make a jerk of your self ;P

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                                        Michel Prévost wrote: The Frog Prince will give you any opportunity you want to make a jerk of your self Nice story, could've used a vampire though... -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
                                        "Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
                                        Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
                                        ...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law

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                                          Some while ago, John made a completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic reply to some of my post. I didn't know him, so I don't know why he did that. It was a very little unsignificant accident but it degenerated. Since then, I sometimes bug him on the Soapbox, and in return he makes fun of me via some pseudo-witty comment. It is pure fun. :-D

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                                          Matt Newman
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                                          Michel Prévost wrote: completely unappropriate gratuitous unnecessary idiotic moronic :| It was to long... ...you need to keep it consice and use a little more passion... for example the following would work: ...a completely dumbf*** reply... as you can see it expressed your point and mixed in a little uncontrolled rage :) -:suss:Matt Newman / Windows XP Activist:suss:
                                          "Well, the guy that's giving you a hard time is a f***in moron, and you can tell him thats straight from another Linux user." - John Simmons on Linux Users
                                          Just do the American thing and shoot him... - Jim Crafton on Linux Users
                                          ...no matter where you wear your towel, the law is the law... - Christian Graus on the law

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