JOTD - leaving on a positive!
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My wife was devastated when I told her I was leaving her for a 19 year old glamour model. I just told her straight - "She has the lot, great legs, boobs to die for and she's amazing in bed!" As she sat crying her eyes out I picked up my suitcase and went to the door. I turned around and said "If it's any consolation, you make better sandwiches!"
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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My wife was devastated when I told her I was leaving her for a 19 year old glamour model. I just told her straight - "She has the lot, great legs, boobs to die for and she's amazing in bed!" As she sat crying her eyes out I picked up my suitcase and went to the door. I turned around and said "If it's any consolation, you make better sandwiches!"
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
Question I have to ask myself is, "Do I feel lucky? Well, do I, punk?!" Maybe I should post this one on my facebook and see how quickly my love life vanishes in a puff of smoke? -Brian
Sincerely Yours, Brian Hart
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My wife was devastated when I told her I was leaving her for a 19 year old glamour model. I just told her straight - "She has the lot, great legs, boobs to die for and she's amazing in bed!" As she sat crying her eyes out I picked up my suitcase and went to the door. I turned around and said "If it's any consolation, you make better sandwiches!"
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
_Damian S_ wrote:
a 19 year old glamour model
Hmmm. I've never noticed glamour models have b.... to die for. Just saying. Marc
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_Damian S_ wrote:
a 19 year old glamour model
Hmmm. I've never noticed glamour models have b.... to die for. Just saying. Marc
Marc Clifton wrote:
Hmmm. I've never noticed glamour models have b.... to die for. Just saying.
Damian's probably into one of those Plus sized models.
Regards, Nish
My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com You've gotta read this : Using lambdas - C++ vs. C# vs. C++/CX vs. C++/CLI
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Marc Clifton wrote:
Hmmm. I've never noticed glamour models have b.... to die for. Just saying.
Damian's probably into one of those Plus sized models.
Regards, Nish
My technology blog: voidnish.wordpress.com You've gotta read this : Using lambdas - C++ vs. C# vs. C++/CX vs. C++/CLI
Nishant Sivakumar wrote:
Damian's probably into one of those Plus sized models.
Clearly... look at my profile pic... :rolleyes:
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
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My wife was devastated when I told her I was leaving her for a 19 year old glamour model. I just told her straight - "She has the lot, great legs, boobs to die for and she's amazing in bed!" As she sat crying her eyes out I picked up my suitcase and went to the door. I turned around and said "If it's any consolation, you make better sandwiches!"
Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!
I...sooo...want to respond...Soapbox....being a woman....dammit!
Blog updated as of Nov 2011!!! http://craptasticnation.blogspot.com Regarding the passing of Andy Rooney, a quote from myself: "I always loved his curmudgeonly rants as an existential part of my bitchy self"
