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    I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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      I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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        I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        :rose: I hope it all goes well for you.


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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          My thoughts are with you. You do realise though that it is probably far too late for you to consider singing castrato?

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            I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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            Are you getting the artificial one fitted? Good luck, and make sure to take it easy afterwards. For a while you are going to have to avoid things like bumpy roads.

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              I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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              Good luck mate.

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                I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                *outch* think about the reproduction thing before letting someone cut you down there :omg: keep us updated about your testicles (never wanted to write such a sentence...)

                regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

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                  Are you getting the artificial one fitted? Good luck, and make sure to take it easy afterwards. For a while you are going to have to avoid things like bumpy roads.

                  Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                  "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                  My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                  Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                  Are you getting the artificial one fitted?

                  I need to decide about that, but I'm proud to say on the artificial ball size scale I'm a medium-large.

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                    *outch* think about the reproduction thing before letting someone cut you down there :omg: keep us updated about your testicles (never wanted to write such a sentence...)

                    regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

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                    Normal course of action is to make several deposits at the bank before going through such a procedure.

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                      *outch* think about the reproduction thing before letting someone cut you down there :omg: keep us updated about your testicles (never wanted to write such a sentence...)

                      regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

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                      I have three kids so that's no problem for me.

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                        I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                        Wasn't it you who recently had twins? I think it was a little dangerous for you to have two of them down there anyway. I know quite a few with only the one now, and one person with three. Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.

                        Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                          I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                          I was going to say 'hang in there' .. but thought, hmmm, that could be mis-interpreted by most of us here :laugh: Ok so I'll try for a 'good luck' and I hope it all goes well - be strong, think of the kids and your missus for 'happy thoughts' 'g'

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                            Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                            Are you getting the artificial one fitted?

                            I need to decide about that, but I'm proud to say on the artificial ball size scale I'm a medium-large.

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                            You will be tender, so do not get something too pendulous.

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                              Wasn't it you who recently had twins? I think it was a little dangerous for you to have two of them down there anyway. I know quite a few with only the one now, and one person with three. Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.

                              Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              ChrisElston wrote:

                              Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.

                              That's what I said I was doing, but Mrs Wife didn't believe me.


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                ChrisElston wrote:

                                Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.

                                That's what I said I was doing, but Mrs Wife didn't believe me.


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                I check them several times an hour.

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                                  ChrisElston wrote:

                                  Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.

                                  That's what I said I was doing, but Mrs Wife didn't believe me.


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  As I said to my wife last night "If I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape."

                                  Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                    You will be tender, so do not get something too pendulous.

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                                    I was thinking of making it into a coin pouch to be honest.

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                                      Ohhh, bolloc, cancer. Yeah, dead common, chop the thing off, dont need it post 40 anyway. :) --edit-- Whats the problem one voters? Just giving the guy some support! My brother in law had a bollock taken off a few yerars back. It is common, easilly treated, and nothing to worry about.

                                      ============================== Nothing to say.

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                                        Are you getting the artificial one fitted? Good luck, and make sure to take it easy afterwards. For a while you are going to have to avoid things like bumpy roads.

                                        Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                                        "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

                                        My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility

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                                        Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

                                        Are you getting the artificial one fitted?

                                        Uh? Artifical bolloc? Serious? You mean men actually care that much?

                                        ============================== Nothing to say.

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                                          I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                                          _Josh_ wrote:

                                          I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a sh*t really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after.

                                          Josh, that is absolutely fucked! I hope you get in tomorrow but that has to be shit timing / luck with the significance of tomorrows date for your family. Hope it goes well and let me know when you can have a drink, I'll make a keg for us to demolish.

                                          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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