Another cancer post
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Are you getting the artificial one fitted?
I need to decide about that, but I'm proud to say on the artificial ball size scale I'm a medium-large.
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Wasn't it you who recently had twins? I think it was a little dangerous for you to have two of them down there anyway. I know quite a few with only the one now, and one person with three. Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.
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ChrisElston wrote:
Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.
That's what I said I was doing, but Mrs Wife didn't believe me.
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ChrisElston wrote:
Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.
That's what I said I was doing, but Mrs Wife didn't believe me.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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ChrisElston wrote:
Check your balls guys, check them now and check them often.
That's what I said I was doing, but Mrs Wife didn't believe me.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
Ohhh, bolloc, cancer. Yeah, dead common, chop the thing off, dont need it post 40 anyway. :) --edit-- Whats the problem one voters? Just giving the guy some support! My brother in law had a bollock taken off a few yerars back. It is common, easilly treated, and nothing to worry about.
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Are you getting the artificial one fitted? Good luck, and make sure to take it easy afterwards. For a while you are going to have to avoid things like bumpy roads.
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
_Josh_ wrote:
I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a sh*t really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after.
Josh, that is absolutely fucked! I hope you get in tomorrow but that has to be shit timing / luck with the significance of tomorrows date for your family. Hope it goes well and let me know when you can have a drink, I'll make a keg for us to demolish.
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_Josh_ wrote:
I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a sh*t really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after.
Josh, that is absolutely fucked! I hope you get in tomorrow but that has to be shit timing / luck with the significance of tomorrows date for your family. Hope it goes well and let me know when you can have a drink, I'll make a keg for us to demolish.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Are you getting the artificial one fitted?
Uh? Artifical bolloc? Serious? You mean men actually care that much?
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
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OriginalGriff wrote:
but only noticeable to the man rather than the whole world.
Quite. Men must have fragile egos if they need the comfort of having an artifical bollock dangling around.
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OriginalGriff wrote:
but only noticeable to the man rather than the whole world.
Quite. Men must have fragile egos if they need the comfort of having an artifical bollock dangling around.
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I'm not sure it is a "fragile ego" question - I still have the original equipment so I can't be sure - but I would suspect that the big C and having strange men cut you about in private areas is bad enough to cope with, without adding an extra worry of "will it look normal?" "will it repulse her?". It is (apparently) easy enough to get "performance anxiety" without adding unnecessary crap. Perhaps you should ask someone who has had a mastectomy if missing a breast is a sign of a fragile female ego? But I'd wear a cricket box first if I was you.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote:
Are you getting the artificial one fitted?
Uh? Artifical bolloc? Serious? You mean men actually care that much?
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
Spanish Dancer in all forms is a bastard. Glad your surgeon is optomistic and all the best for your surgery and a full recovery. :rose:
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
Sorry to hear. Hope all goes well. :rose:
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
Keep the positive attitude. My all go well, and you live a long and happy life.:rose:
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Snooker players. It's a very, very dull game with only one...
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Actually going by the name of the game snooker would be dull even with two balls. Trying to snooker your opponent with just two balls on the table is quite impossible. ;P :-D Cheers!
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
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I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)
Hope it goes well. The surgeon sounds positive and the results are normally excellent if it is caught early enough!
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