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    OriginalGriff wrote:

    but only noticeable to the man rather than the whole world.

    Quite. Men must have fragile egos if they need the comfort of having an artifical bollock dangling around.

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    OriginalGriff
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    I'm not sure it is a "fragile ego" question - I still have the original equipment so I can't be sure - but I would suspect that the big C and having strange men cut you about in private areas is bad enough to cope with, without adding an extra worry of "will it look normal?" "will it repulse her?". It is (apparently) easy enough to get "performance anxiety" without adding unnecessary crap. Perhaps you should ask someone who has had a mastectomy if missing a breast is a sign of a fragile female ego? But I'd wear a cricket box first if I was you.

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      Pete O'Hanlon wrote:

      Are you getting the artificial one fitted?

      Uh? Artifical bolloc? Serious? You mean men actually care that much?

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      Oh yes, otherwise it would upset your balance and you lose your ability to park properly.

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        I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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        Andy_L_J
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        Spanish Dancer in all forms is a bastard. Glad your surgeon is optomistic and all the best for your surgery and a full recovery. :rose:

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          I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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          JimmyRopes
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          Sorry to hear. Hope all goes well. :rose:

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            I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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            Corporal Agarn
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            Keep the positive attitude. My all go well, and you live a long and happy life.:rose:

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              Snooker players. It's a very, very dull game with only one...

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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              Actually going by the name of the game snooker would be dull even with two balls. Trying to snooker your opponent with just two balls on the table is quite impossible. ;P :-D Cheers!

              "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

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                I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                Rage
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                :rose:

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                • L Lost User

                  I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Hope it goes well. The surgeon sounds positive and the results are normally excellent if it is caught early enough!

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                  • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                    Actually going by the name of the game snooker would be dull even with two balls. Trying to snooker your opponent with just two balls on the table is quite impossible. ;P :-D Cheers!

                    "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                    Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    You could hide one behind an ornament on the mantelpiece? Not in the rules, I admit, but you'd have to be a bit flexible with only two balls to play with...

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                    • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

                      Actually going by the name of the game snooker would be dull even with two balls. Trying to snooker your opponent with just two balls on the table is quite impossible. ;P :-D Cheers!

                      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

                      Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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                      2 balls left on the table is a common thing. You can't hide the ball to create a snooker - but the player can miss. And you can create long distance situations between the 2 balls - so plenty of possibilities to play.

                      regards Torsten I never finish anyth...

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                      • L Lost User

                        I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                        Joan M
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                        I'm so sorry to hear that _Josh_ I hope everything will be better soon and that you'll recover well. :rose:

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                        • L Lost User

                          I was thinking of making it into a coin pouch to be honest.

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                          GenJerDan
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                          And around Christmas time, you could put little bells in, instead. How cool would that be? Notice how I carefully avoided the obvious joke?

                          So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            but only noticeable to the man rather than the whole world.

                            Quite. Men must have fragile egos if they need the comfort of having an artifical bollock dangling around.

                            ============================== Nothing to say.

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                            GenJerDan
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                            If only to avoid freaking out the ladies. Of course, there are ways around it. "Yeah, but my brother has three, so it evens out." Thought about this a lot this year. I'm not entirely convinced the doctor is right and, admittedly, the symptoms have abated. Still...

                            So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                              I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                              BillWoodruff
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                              Hi Josh, Best wishes for tomorrow. from Bill (cancer survivor, no recurrence after four and-a-half-years)

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                                I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                                TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                                My condolences! And Good Luck! Keep up the Good Fight!

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                                  I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                                  Dino Mulahusic
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                                  Good luck

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                                    As I said to my wife last night "If I want your opinion I'll remove the duct tape."

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    Thanks. I narrowly missed spraying Diet Coke over my $3,500 touch screen just now :laugh:.

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                                      I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                                      Gary Wheeler
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                                      Good luck, man :rose:. Makes me feel like a real sissy for worrying about two patches of skin cancer I've had removed in the last six months. Hmm. This reminds me of something I always wanted: a picture of Lance Armstrong in the yellow jersey, with the caption: Imagine if he had two. ;)

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                                        I have cancer. I found out last week and it's a bit of a shit really. I saw the surgeon today and he was pretty positive, he'll operate tomorrow if they can fit it into the schedule or shortly after. Then its more tests to look for any secondary cancer and hopefully that'll be the end of it. Who needs two balls anyway? :)

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                                        Andy Brummer
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                                        :rose: I hope the treatment goes well.

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                                          And around Christmas time, you could put little bells in, instead. How cool would that be? Notice how I carefully avoided the obvious joke?

                                          So I rounded up my camel Just to ask him for a smoke He handed me a Lucky, I said "Hey, you missed the joke." My Mu[sic] My Films My Windows Programs, etc.

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                                          Is the obvious joke that I would be the "bell of the ball"?

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