Super lover
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Batman arranges a party and invites all the fashionable superheroes. He is particular friends with Superman, who, as the party reaches its peak, hasn’t turned up. The night goes on and Superman turns up as the last of the guests are leaving. "So what happened, Superman?", asked Batman, upset that his closest acquaintence missed the party. "I was flying on my way..", started Superman in a fluster, "...when I saw Wonderwoman lying naked in her back yard with her legs wide apart. I’ve always fancied her and guessed that she was expecting me. I dived down as fast as I could from 30,000 feet to give her a good rogering there and then" "I bet she was surprised", said Batman. "Not half as surprised as the Invisible Man", replied Superman.
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Batman arranges a party and invites all the fashionable superheroes. He is particular friends with Superman, who, as the party reaches its peak, hasn’t turned up. The night goes on and Superman turns up as the last of the guests are leaving. "So what happened, Superman?", asked Batman, upset that his closest acquaintence missed the party. "I was flying on my way..", started Superman in a fluster, "...when I saw Wonderwoman lying naked in her back yard with her legs wide apart. I’ve always fancied her and guessed that she was expecting me. I dived down as fast as I could from 30,000 feet to give her a good rogering there and then" "I bet she was surprised", said Batman. "Not half as surprised as the Invisible Man", replied Superman.
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}I heard that joke in the fifth grade. Still brings a chuckle.
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Batman arranges a party and invites all the fashionable superheroes. He is particular friends with Superman, who, as the party reaches its peak, hasn’t turned up. The night goes on and Superman turns up as the last of the guests are leaving. "So what happened, Superman?", asked Batman, upset that his closest acquaintence missed the party. "I was flying on my way..", started Superman in a fluster, "...when I saw Wonderwoman lying naked in her back yard with her legs wide apart. I’ve always fancied her and guessed that she was expecting me. I dived down as fast as I could from 30,000 feet to give her a good rogering there and then" "I bet she was surprised", said Batman. "Not half as surprised as the Invisible Man", replied Superman.
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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Batman arranges a party and invites all the fashionable superheroes. He is particular friends with Superman, who, as the party reaches its peak, hasn’t turned up. The night goes on and Superman turns up as the last of the guests are leaving. "So what happened, Superman?", asked Batman, upset that his closest acquaintence missed the party. "I was flying on my way..", started Superman in a fluster, "...when I saw Wonderwoman lying naked in her back yard with her legs wide apart. I’ve always fancied her and guessed that she was expecting me. I dived down as fast as I could from 30,000 feet to give her a good rogering there and then" "I bet she was surprised", said Batman. "Not half as surprised as the Invisible Man", replied Superman.
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}The way I heard it was Wonderwoman is lying naked and says "What was that?" and the Invisible man says "I don't know but my ass hurts!" You added a touch at the beginning but I would not call Batman and Superman "friends" or imply they are "close". In fact, I would say quite the opposite.
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I heard that joke in the fifth grade AND read it in this very forum about a week ago. But true, still brings a chucle.
RC_Sebastien_C wrote:
AND read it in this very forum about a week ago.
Must have missed it. Despite the beard I think it's hilarious though :laugh:
It's an OO world.
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The way I heard it was Wonderwoman is lying naked and says "What was that?" and the Invisible man says "I don't know but my ass hurts!" You added a touch at the beginning but I would not call Batman and Superman "friends" or imply they are "close". In fact, I would say quite the opposite.
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Aren't all superheroes supposed to be homies? :)
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Batman arranges a party and invites all the fashionable superheroes. He is particular friends with Superman, who, as the party reaches its peak, hasn’t turned up. The night goes on and Superman turns up as the last of the guests are leaving. "So what happened, Superman?", asked Batman, upset that his closest acquaintence missed the party. "I was flying on my way..", started Superman in a fluster, "...when I saw Wonderwoman lying naked in her back yard with her legs wide apart. I’ve always fancied her and guessed that she was expecting me. I dived down as fast as I could from 30,000 feet to give her a good rogering there and then" "I bet she was surprised", said Batman. "Not half as surprised as the Invisible Man", replied Superman.
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}One of my favorite jokes of all time (in a different variation) – have a five.
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Aren't all superheroes supposed to be homies? :)
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}Deffinately not. Batman and Superman is the age long who could kick whose arse. In the Justice League Batman is always the outsider because he does not actually have any "Super" abilities (also the main argument of why Superman would hose him). I read an article once on men not understanding enemies and nemesis. (I will dig for a ref later maybe.. but not likely. I am sure google has some hits on it:)). The jist of the article was this. Men have issues with relationships because they consider inanimate objects their enemies. For example, "Apple you are the Devil and I despise you. You will burn!!! DIE DIE DIE Apple" Because Apple can not actually do anything there are underlieing "relationship" issues. Women on the other hand often have more "frenemies" than friends. Anyways, the article talked about super heroes and enemies vs. nemesis. The example that was giving was Batman. Batman's enemy is actually Superman where as his nemesis is The Joker. The difference between enemy and nemesis is summed up in that a nemesis is someone that you will have trouble moving on with out. They actually drove you to be better (maybe through horrible and sadistic ways), where as an enemy is just someone you hate and despise. An enemy you would not go to their funeral, but a nemesis you would at least make an appearance. After I read the article I was like, Wahh? Batman and Superman enemies? So I dug a bit, and it actually made sence. Just my opinion though :)
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
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Deffinately not. Batman and Superman is the age long who could kick whose arse. In the Justice League Batman is always the outsider because he does not actually have any "Super" abilities (also the main argument of why Superman would hose him). I read an article once on men not understanding enemies and nemesis. (I will dig for a ref later maybe.. but not likely. I am sure google has some hits on it:)). The jist of the article was this. Men have issues with relationships because they consider inanimate objects their enemies. For example, "Apple you are the Devil and I despise you. You will burn!!! DIE DIE DIE Apple" Because Apple can not actually do anything there are underlieing "relationship" issues. Women on the other hand often have more "frenemies" than friends. Anyways, the article talked about super heroes and enemies vs. nemesis. The example that was giving was Batman. Batman's enemy is actually Superman where as his nemesis is The Joker. The difference between enemy and nemesis is summed up in that a nemesis is someone that you will have trouble moving on with out. They actually drove you to be better (maybe through horrible and sadistic ways), where as an enemy is just someone you hate and despise. An enemy you would not go to their funeral, but a nemesis you would at least make an appearance. After I read the article I was like, Wahh? Batman and Superman enemies? So I dug a bit, and it actually made sence. Just my opinion though :)
Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.
Wow. Never thought of it that way. So what if Spiderman threw the party?
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RC_Sebastien_C wrote:
AND read it in this very forum about a week ago.
Must have missed it. Despite the beard I think it's hilarious though :laugh:
It's an OO world.
public class Naerling : Lazy<Person>{
public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
}There you go. The previous one is here : Bored-Superheros[^]
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There you go. The previous one is here : Bored-Superheros[^]
Ouch, and only on the 5th page... Shame on me :-o
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public void DoWork(){ throw new NotImplementedException(); }
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