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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    OriginalGriff wrote:

    "Can you pick up X when you go out?"

    Her mother? The leaves in the front garden? The tree that fell on Mrs Biscuit?


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    Johnny J
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    If Mrs. Biscuit falls in the front garden and her mother is not there to hear it - does she make a noise? :confused:

    Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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    Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      pt1401
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      Flowers. Always flowers when trouble looms :) On your way back, pop into the nearest bookshop & pick up one of those books on how to turbo-charge your memory...

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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        JHizzle
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        Another kitten.

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        • P pt1401

          Flowers. Always flowers when trouble looms :) On your way back, pop into the nearest bookshop & pick up one of those books on how to turbo-charge your memory...

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          TorstenH
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          Flowers would also be my suggestion - can't go wrong with that.

          regards Torsten When I'm not working

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          • J Johnny J

            If Mrs. Biscuit falls in the front garden and her mother is not there to hear it - does she make a noise? :confused:

            Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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            Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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            Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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            Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Johnny J. wrote:

            does she make a noise?

            Not if she was hit by the falling tree. :suss:


            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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            • J Johnny J

              Who cares? Just tell her: "Honey, I forgot. But what do you expect? I'm a man!"

              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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              bosedk
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              Hmmm. that doesn't sound like what "Johnny" might have said. May be you grew up. Or may be you are a completely different Johnny. :rolleyes:

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                CPallini
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                Bacon and beer. (Please feel free to ship them to me if they aren't needed).

                If the Lord God Almighty had consulted me before embarking upon the Creation, I would have recommended something simpler. -- Alfonso the Wise, 13th Century King of Castile.
                This is going on my arrogant assumptions. You may have a superb reason why I'm completely wrong. -- Iain Clarke
                [My articles]

                In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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                • B bosedk

                  Hmmm. that doesn't sound like what "Johnny" might have said. May be you grew up. Or may be you are a completely different Johnny. :rolleyes:

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                  Johnny J
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                  PLEASE! Don't start a stream of "Little Johnny" jokes now... :~

                  Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                  Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                  Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                  Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                  • P pt1401

                    Flowers. Always flowers when trouble looms :) On your way back, pop into the nearest bookshop & pick up one of those books on how to turbo-charge your memory...

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                    Dalek Dave
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                    pt1401 wrote:

                    pop into the nearest bookshop & pick up one of those books on how to turbo-charge your memory...

                    I did that the other day, and when I got home I put it on my bookshelf next to a book called "How to turbo-charge your memory".

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                      hairy_hats
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                      A kitten, painted in melted chocolate, rolled in loose petals. Flowers, chocolate and kittens combined: she'll be putty in your hands.

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                        Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        A chain saw? A Nail gun? 12m of 15mm reinforced inlet/outlet hose? A family of marmosets for the garden? A FECK OFF HUGE FECKING CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOUR WIFE!!!?


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        • J Johnny J

                          PLEASE! Don't start a stream of "Little Johnny" jokes now... :~

                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                          Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                          Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                          Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                          bosedk
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                          lol IDK any.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                            Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            OriginalGriff wrote:

                            Any ideas what I should get?

                            Yes, get a pair. Just call her and ask her what she wanted: not too difficult, I would have thought.

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me

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                              PLEASE! Don't start a stream of "Little Johnny" jokes now... :~

                              Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                              Beidh ceol, caint agus craic againn - Seán Bán Breathnach
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                              Da mihi sis crustum Etruscum cum omnibus in eo!
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                              Just because a thing is new don’t mean that it’s better - Will Rogers, September 4, 1932

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              That's a whole different problem for your wife to deal with.

                              Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads

                              "Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                                Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                Lost User
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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                "Can you pick up X when you go out?"

                                Her X? Your X? A great big X? Are you having a lynching? Got a grave that needs marking? Going off to bury some treasure?

                                Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                  Lost User
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                                  A drug that helps memory.

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                    realJSOP
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                                    It must have been something for your computer. Maybe a SSD?

                                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      A chain saw? A Nail gun? 12m of 15mm reinforced inlet/outlet hose? A family of marmosets for the garden? A FECK OFF HUGE FECKING CHRISTMAS PRESENT FOR YOUR WIFE!!!?


                                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                      LittleYellowBird
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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      A family of marmosets for the garden?

                                      Best suggestion so far! :-D

                                      Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        It must have been something for your computer. Maybe a SSD?

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        LittleYellowBird
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                                        John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                        It must have been something for your computer. Maybe a SSD?

                                        :rolleyes: :Ali shakes head:

                                        Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          On her way out the door this morning, Michelle asked me "Can you pick up X when you go out?" and like an idiot, I replied "Sure! No problem!" Now, can I remember what it was? Nope. Not a clue. I've checked all the usual suspects Milk/Bread/Toothpaste/Loo roll/Cat food and they are all fine. Any ideas what I should get? :laugh:

                                          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                                          google it

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