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Good old Confucius

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    A young women goes to Confucius and asks him: Why is it, that when a women sleeps with many men she is called a slut, and when a man sleeps with many women he is called a stud? Confucuis replies as follows: That's easy sweety, If you have a lock then can be opened with many keys than you have a bad lock, on the other hand, if you have key that can open many locks than you have a Master Key.

    If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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      A young women goes to Confucius and asks him: Why is it, that when a women sleeps with many men she is called a slut, and when a man sleeps with many women he is called a stud? Confucuis replies as follows: That's easy sweety, If you have a lock then can be opened with many keys than you have a bad lock, on the other hand, if you have key that can open many locks than you have a Master Key.

      If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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      Confucius say, go to bed with itchy butt, Wake up with smelly finger.

      Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
      "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        Confucius say, go to bed with itchy butt, Wake up with smelly finger.

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        sucram
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        Now I can't get this picture out of my mind. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

        If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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          Now I can't get this picture out of my mind. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

          If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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          fjdiewornncalwe
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          Just in case you need a refresher... Stinky finger[^]

          I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            Just in case you need a refresher... Stinky finger[^]

            I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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            Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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            Hadn't seen that in quite a while and still good for a laugh. Cheers!

            "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

            Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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              Confucius say, go to bed with itchy butt, Wake up with smelly finger.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              Lost User
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              LMAO! That is Gold!

              Computers have been intelligent for a long time now. It just so happens that the program writers are about as effective as a room full of monkeys trying to crank out a copy of Hamlet.

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