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    LittleYellowBird
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    ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

    Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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      ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

      Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      ... they're lost


      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

        Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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        DaveAuld
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        I think you need to break out the chocolate.......... :doh:

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          ... they're lost


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          LittleYellowBird
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          :laugh: Cheeky! I should be annoyed! :rolleyes:

          Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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            ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

            Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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            Abhinav S
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            ....and guess what, the Rabbi and Priest were already there.

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              I think you need to break out the chocolate.......... :doh:

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              LittleYellowBird
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              :jig: Good idea!

              Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                I think you need to break out the chocolate.......... :doh:

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                Now this is getting quantum. There can be chocolate or there can be Ali. But there can never be chocolate and Ali.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  Now this is getting quantum. There can be chocolate or there can be Ali. But there can never be chocolate and Ali.


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  DaveAuld
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                  Chocolate covered Ali?

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                    Chocolate covered Ali?

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    Go and have a shower David, go and have a shower.


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      Go and have a shower David, go and have a shower.


                      Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                      :laugh: Not another one today surely.......I'll maybe go for a brisk walk in the cold round the place after lunch. I'm sure there is broth on the menu today.......nom nom nom

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                        ....and guess what, the Rabbi and Priest were already there.

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                        :)

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                          Chocolate covered Ali?

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                          LittleYellowBird
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                          DaveAuld wrote:

                          Chocolate covered Ali?

                          I'm not sure, is that fantasy or torture? ;)

                          Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                            :laugh: Not another one today surely.......I'll maybe go for a brisk walk in the cold round the place after lunch. I'm sure there is broth on the menu today.......nom nom nom

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            On a rig full of Sweaties? There's bound to be broth to try and dilute the block of porridge now lining your stomach. :-D


                            Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                              DaveAuld wrote:

                              Chocolate covered Ali?

                              I'm not sure, is that fantasy or torture? ;)

                              Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Ali's fantasy torture?


                              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                On a rig full of Sweaties? There's bound to be broth to try and dilute the block of porridge now lining your stomach. :-D


                                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                No porridge in my belly. I had grilled cheese on toast today, missed my bacon sanny x2 as well because of a meeting......

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                                  Ali's fantasy torture?


                                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                                  DaveAuld
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                                  Not quite, it would be a torturous fantasy if Ali could not eat said chocolate that was being poured all over her.

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                                    ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

                                    Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                                    Nikil S
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                                    ... and two men walk out of it, what else, Life goes on ...

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                                      ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

                                      Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                                      Bassam Abdul Baki
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                                      They must have been staring at you. Way to get your kicks Alison. :)

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                                        ... you would think that one of them would have seen it.

                                        Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                                        Another incentive to raise the bar. ;P /ravi

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                                          They must have been staring at you. Way to get your kicks Alison. :)

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                                          LittleYellowBird
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                                          Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote:

                                          They must have been staring at you

                                          Why thank you kind sir. :-D ... :thinks: I hope you meant that in a good way ;) )

                                          Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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