The farmers pigs...
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A farmer (F1) had three pigs. business is not going so well so he decided to take them to a friend of him (F2) whose male pig should "climb" the three to push business a little. His friend told him that this would cost 200 bucks for each pig (business is really bad these days). F1: "I can't afford 200 bucks each, is there any other way to deal with it?" F2: "You could "mount" them yourself," F1: "But how do I know if it works... different species and stuff..." F2: "Easy, if they eat grass the next day, you failed, but if they roll around in the mud you succeeded. Easy to spot." The farmer goes home, thinking about his friends words, but doe to the really bad business he decided to give it a try some days later. He doesn't want anybody to see this, so he loads the three pigs onto his pickup and drives them into the woods. Some booze helps him to "fullfill" his mission... The next day when he wakes up he runs to the window in order to see what the pigs are doing. ALl three of 'em are eating grass. Damn... The next evening he again loads the pigs onto the pickup and drives them into the woods. More booze was necessary this time but after a while he was done (and so where the pigs). Next morning he woke up, looked out of the window... All three pigs were eating grass. Damn it!!! Next evening he decided to give it a last try. He loads the pigs onto his pickup, drives them into the woods. He had quite a lot of booze and decided to give the pigst the "night" of their lifes. He did his best to please the pigs... this time it has to work... it just has to... Next day when he woke up he was too tired and too much in pain from the "sports" he did and so he asked his wife: Hey wife, can you see the pigs? Yes, I can see them darling. Are they eating grass? No darling, why? Really? Great... do they roll around in the mud? No darling, they don't roll around in the mud. But what the fxxx are they doing then? You won't belive this darling, but they all sit in your pickup blowing the horn....
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A farmer (F1) had three pigs. business is not going so well so he decided to take them to a friend of him (F2) whose male pig should "climb" the three to push business a little. His friend told him that this would cost 200 bucks for each pig (business is really bad these days). F1: "I can't afford 200 bucks each, is there any other way to deal with it?" F2: "You could "mount" them yourself," F1: "But how do I know if it works... different species and stuff..." F2: "Easy, if they eat grass the next day, you failed, but if they roll around in the mud you succeeded. Easy to spot." The farmer goes home, thinking about his friends words, but doe to the really bad business he decided to give it a try some days later. He doesn't want anybody to see this, so he loads the three pigs onto his pickup and drives them into the woods. Some booze helps him to "fullfill" his mission... The next day when he wakes up he runs to the window in order to see what the pigs are doing. ALl three of 'em are eating grass. Damn... The next evening he again loads the pigs onto the pickup and drives them into the woods. More booze was necessary this time but after a while he was done (and so where the pigs). Next morning he woke up, looked out of the window... All three pigs were eating grass. Damn it!!! Next evening he decided to give it a last try. He loads the pigs onto his pickup, drives them into the woods. He had quite a lot of booze and decided to give the pigst the "night" of their lifes. He did his best to please the pigs... this time it has to work... it just has to... Next day when he woke up he was too tired and too much in pain from the "sports" he did and so he asked his wife: Hey wife, can you see the pigs? Yes, I can see them darling. Are they eating grass? No darling, why? Really? Great... do they roll around in the mud? No darling, they don't roll around in the mud. But what the fxxx are they doing then? You won't belive this darling, but they all sit in your pickup blowing the horn....
Pigs will be pigs! Want all the fun for free!!