The Duck
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A city dweller was out in the country duck hunting, and pretty soon, he was able to shoot a duck. He located the duck and discovered that it had landed on the other side of a wooden fence, and lay dead next to an old barn. Thinking nothing of it, he hopped the fence and was picking the duck up when an old farmer walked up to him. "Whatcha doin?" The hunter replied, "I shot this duck and was just retrieving it." "Well, that there duck fell onto my property, so it's my duck." "I don't see it that way, old man", the hunter said. "It seems we have a problem", said the farmer. "Yes, it seems we do", replied the hunter. "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the farmer said, "we could settle it with cash, but I don't need no money. So I think we should handle it the way we normally do in these parts." "Explain", demanded the hunter. "We take turns kickin' each other in the balls, and the first one that screams out in pain is the loser", said the farmer. The hunter thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed to the arrangement. "Okay, but since the duck is on my property, I claim the right to kick first", said the farmer. Again, the hunter agreed, so the farmer reared back and kicked the hunter right square in the balls. The hunter immediately doubled over in excrutiating pain, but didn't utter a sound. After a few minutes of recovery, he managed to say, "Okay, it's my turn." The farmer replied, "Nah that's okay, you can have the duck", and he turned and walked away.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
A city dweller was out in the country duck hunting, and pretty soon, he was able to shoot a duck. He located the duck and discovered that it had landed on the other side of a wooden fence, and lay dead next to an old barn. Thinking nothing of it, he hopped the fence and was picking the duck up when an old farmer walked up to him. "Whatcha doin?" The hunter replied, "I shot this duck and was just retrieving it." "Well, that there duck fell onto my property, so it's my duck." "I don't see it that way, old man", the hunter said. "It seems we have a problem", said the farmer. "Yes, it seems we do", replied the hunter. "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the farmer said, "we could settle it with cash, but I don't need no money. So I think we should handle it the way we normally do in these parts." "Explain", demanded the hunter. "We take turns kickin' each other in the balls, and the first one that screams out in pain is the loser", said the farmer. The hunter thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed to the arrangement. "Okay, but since the duck is on my property, I claim the right to kick first", said the farmer. Again, the hunter agreed, so the farmer reared back and kicked the hunter right square in the balls. The hunter immediately doubled over in excrutiating pain, but didn't utter a sound. After a few minutes of recovery, he managed to say, "Okay, it's my turn." The farmer replied, "Nah that's okay, you can have the duck", and he turned and walked away.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
A city dweller was out in the country duck hunting, and pretty soon, he was able to shoot a duck. He located the duck and discovered that it had landed on the other side of a wooden fence, and lay dead next to an old barn. Thinking nothing of it, he hopped the fence and was picking the duck up when an old farmer walked up to him. "Whatcha doin?" The hunter replied, "I shot this duck and was just retrieving it." "Well, that there duck fell onto my property, so it's my duck." "I don't see it that way, old man", the hunter said. "It seems we have a problem", said the farmer. "Yes, it seems we do", replied the hunter. "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the farmer said, "we could settle it with cash, but I don't need no money. So I think we should handle it the way we normally do in these parts." "Explain", demanded the hunter. "We take turns kickin' each other in the balls, and the first one that screams out in pain is the loser", said the farmer. The hunter thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed to the arrangement. "Okay, but since the duck is on my property, I claim the right to kick first", said the farmer. Again, the hunter agreed, so the farmer reared back and kicked the hunter right square in the balls. The hunter immediately doubled over in excrutiating pain, but didn't utter a sound. After a few minutes of recovery, he managed to say, "Okay, it's my turn." The farmer replied, "Nah that's okay, you can have the duck", and he turned and walked away.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Roshambolitorito.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Roshambolitorito.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
A city dweller was out in the country duck hunting, and pretty soon, he was able to shoot a duck. He located the duck and discovered that it had landed on the other side of a wooden fence, and lay dead next to an old barn. Thinking nothing of it, he hopped the fence and was picking the duck up when an old farmer walked up to him. "Whatcha doin?" The hunter replied, "I shot this duck and was just retrieving it." "Well, that there duck fell onto my property, so it's my duck." "I don't see it that way, old man", the hunter said. "It seems we have a problem", said the farmer. "Yes, it seems we do", replied the hunter. "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the farmer said, "we could settle it with cash, but I don't need no money. So I think we should handle it the way we normally do in these parts." "Explain", demanded the hunter. "We take turns kickin' each other in the balls, and the first one that screams out in pain is the loser", said the farmer. The hunter thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed to the arrangement. "Okay, but since the duck is on my property, I claim the right to kick first", said the farmer. Again, the hunter agreed, so the farmer reared back and kicked the hunter right square in the balls. The hunter immediately doubled over in excrutiating pain, but didn't utter a sound. After a few minutes of recovery, he managed to say, "Okay, it's my turn." The farmer replied, "Nah that's okay, you can have the duck", and he turned and walked away.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
A city dweller was out in the country duck hunting, and pretty soon, he was able to shoot a duck. He located the duck and discovered that it had landed on the other side of a wooden fence, and lay dead next to an old barn. Thinking nothing of it, he hopped the fence and was picking the duck up when an old farmer walked up to him. "Whatcha doin?" The hunter replied, "I shot this duck and was just retrieving it." "Well, that there duck fell onto my property, so it's my duck." "I don't see it that way, old man", the hunter said. "It seems we have a problem", said the farmer. "Yes, it seems we do", replied the hunter. "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the farmer said, "we could settle it with cash, but I don't need no money. So I think we should handle it the way we normally do in these parts." "Explain", demanded the hunter. "We take turns kickin' each other in the balls, and the first one that screams out in pain is the loser", said the farmer. The hunter thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed to the arrangement. "Okay, but since the duck is on my property, I claim the right to kick first", said the farmer. Again, the hunter agreed, so the farmer reared back and kicked the hunter right square in the balls. The hunter immediately doubled over in excrutiating pain, but didn't utter a sound. After a few minutes of recovery, he managed to say, "Okay, it's my turn." The farmer replied, "Nah that's okay, you can have the duck", and he turned and walked away.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997That's older than I am!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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A city dweller was out in the country duck hunting, and pretty soon, he was able to shoot a duck. He located the duck and discovered that it had landed on the other side of a wooden fence, and lay dead next to an old barn. Thinking nothing of it, he hopped the fence and was picking the duck up when an old farmer walked up to him. "Whatcha doin?" The hunter replied, "I shot this duck and was just retrieving it." "Well, that there duck fell onto my property, so it's my duck." "I don't see it that way, old man", the hunter said. "It seems we have a problem", said the farmer. "Yes, it seems we do", replied the hunter. "What are we going to do about it?" "Well, the farmer said, "we could settle it with cash, but I don't need no money. So I think we should handle it the way we normally do in these parts." "Explain", demanded the hunter. "We take turns kickin' each other in the balls, and the first one that screams out in pain is the loser", said the farmer. The hunter thought about it for a few seconds, and agreed to the arrangement. "Okay, but since the duck is on my property, I claim the right to kick first", said the farmer. Again, the hunter agreed, so the farmer reared back and kicked the hunter right square in the balls. The hunter immediately doubled over in excrutiating pain, but didn't utter a sound. After a few minutes of recovery, he managed to say, "Okay, it's my turn." The farmer replied, "Nah that's okay, you can have the duck", and he turned and walked away.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Cunning Farmer!! :-D
