Wild wild west...
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A cowboy [C] is riding through the plains when he suddenly meets an indian guy [I]. [I] is sitting on his horse, has an eagle on his shoulder and a sheep on a leash that follows him. [C] asks him: [C]: Hey you [I], nice to meet you. Can I talk to your horse? [I]: Horse don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the horse: Hey horse, how are you today? Horse: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can ride through the plains, get good grass for eating and enough water for drinking.. I am really doing great! [I] starts staring to the ground. [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your eagle? [I]: Eagle don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the eagle: Hey eagle, how are you today? Eagle: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can fly over the plains, catch mice for eating and if I am tired I can sit on my masters shoulder to rest. I am really doing great! [I] is staring to the ground a little more... [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] Sheep is a fucking liar!!!
5! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
5! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Yeah, that's one of my favorites ;)
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A cowboy [C] is riding through the plains when he suddenly meets an indian guy [I]. [I] is sitting on his horse, has an eagle on his shoulder and a sheep on a leash that follows him. [C] asks him: [C]: Hey you [I], nice to meet you. Can I talk to your horse? [I]: Horse don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the horse: Hey horse, how are you today? Horse: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can ride through the plains, get good grass for eating and enough water for drinking.. I am really doing great! [I] starts staring to the ground. [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your eagle? [I]: Eagle don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the eagle: Hey eagle, how are you today? Eagle: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can fly over the plains, catch mice for eating and if I am tired I can sit on my masters shoulder to rest. I am really doing great! [I] is staring to the ground a little more... [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] Sheep is a fucking liar!!!
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...I needed a dictionary for this, I'm not a native speaker though ;) But it sounds feasable to me ;)
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...I needed a dictionary for this, I'm not a native speaker though ;) But it sounds feasable to me ;)
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Thanks, I already figured it out ;) Sounds dirty to me... a little bit like: "The dark art of making unanimate objects talk, by sticking a fist into their ass..." ...which is indeed a correct description :)
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A cowboy [C] is riding through the plains when he suddenly meets an indian guy [I]. [I] is sitting on his horse, has an eagle on his shoulder and a sheep on a leash that follows him. [C] asks him: [C]: Hey you [I], nice to meet you. Can I talk to your horse? [I]: Horse don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the horse: Hey horse, how are you today? Horse: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can ride through the plains, get good grass for eating and enough water for drinking.. I am really doing great! [I] starts staring to the ground. [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your eagle? [I]: Eagle don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the eagle: Hey eagle, how are you today? Eagle: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can fly over the plains, catch mice for eating and if I am tired I can sit on my masters shoulder to rest. I am really doing great! [I] is staring to the ground a little more... [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] Sheep is a fucking liar!!!
What about: [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] *shoots the sheep*
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What about: [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] *shoots the sheep*
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What about: [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] *shoots the sheep*
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Necrophilia as well?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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A cowboy [C] is riding through the plains when he suddenly meets an indian guy [I]. [I] is sitting on his horse, has an eagle on his shoulder and a sheep on a leash that follows him. [C] asks him: [C]: Hey you [I], nice to meet you. Can I talk to your horse? [I]: Horse don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the horse: Hey horse, how are you today? Horse: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can ride through the plains, get good grass for eating and enough water for drinking.. I am really doing great! [I] starts staring to the ground. [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your eagle? [I]: Eagle don't talk. [C] is giving it a try and asks the eagle: Hey eagle, how are you today? Eagle: Thanks for asking, I am pretty fine today. I can fly over the plains, catch mice for eating and if I am tired I can sit on my masters shoulder to rest. I am really doing great! [I] is staring to the ground a little more... [C]: Hey [I], can I talk to your sheep? [I] Sheep is a fucking liar!!!
Didn't understand why [I] said that the sheep is a Liar! Please explain.. :doh:
