Nice SQL Table, nice kitty

Roger Wright

Notorious SMC wrote: The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain God made a jackass for practice, then He made a school board. Samuel Clemens "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

Nick Seng

Roger Wright wrote: God made a jackass for practice, then He made a school board. Samuel Clemens Mark Twain fan ? ;) Notorious SMC

The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain

Paul Watson

Notorious SMC wrote: My company uses tables with 300+ fields :eek: X| Must be fun writing stored procedures for those tables :-D 300 parameters later I would be ready to skin a cat with a pickle brush.

Paul Watson
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Nick Seng

I might have been exagerating a bit....It's just 2-4 tables that has 300+ fields, the rest have a more manageble fields of about 100 ;P Anyway, I'm the R&D department now, so I don't have to ever look at those database again!! :jig: ~life is good :)~ Notorious SMC

The difference between the almost-right word & the right word is a really large matter - it's the difference between the lightning bug and the Lightning Mark Twain
Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please Mark Twain

SimonS

The worse that I've seen is char 10's being used as a PK for no reason other than "we've always done it this way" and some rilly, rilly clever individual spending the day working out a practical use for his sort-by-guid stored procedure. Run, RUN! Cheers, Simon "The day I swan around in expensive suits is the day I hope someone puts a bullet in my head.", Chris Carter.
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Paul Watson

SimonS wrote: sort-by-guid stored procedure :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh classic. A GUID sorter, hilarious :-D

Paul Watson
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Richard Deeming

You think that's bad? Some of our customers use a product called Visma, which they need linked to their e-commerce site. As a typical example, the price table has 94 columns, most of which allow null, with wonderful names like "SDc2P", "Un", etc. Guess who gets the job of writing the interface? Nice photos, BTW. Planning a new career? :-D

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Paul Watson

Richard Deeming wrote: with wonderful names like "SDc2P", "Un", Un? LOL, ouch. My sympathies. Richard Deeming wrote: Nice photos, BTW. Planning a new career? :-O Thanks. I need to be a lot better before I can make it into a career though :)

Paul Watson
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Roger Wright

Notorious SMC wrote: Mark Twain fan ? Absolutely!:-D His "The Innocents Abroad" provides some excellent examples of good reasons why the people of the middle East despise Americans. "How many times do I have to flush before you go away?" - Megan Forbes, on Management (12/5/2002)

Brian Delahunty

Paul Watson wrote: More like the life of the chap who made this table *dot, dot, dot* :laugh::laugh: Regards, Brian Dela :-)
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Daniel Turini

Oh, I see it so often I put a recommendation about this in my article[^] I see dumb people