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    Strange folks these suicide bombers. First they blows up themselves together with a bunch of innocent people and then have to handle with 40 virgins. I mean one bloodshed after another bloodshed is a little too much! Please don’t tell me it’s a repost, because I just made it up. It may be a lame joke but it’s definitely fresh one! :)

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      Strange folks these suicide bombers. First they blows up themselves together with a bunch of innocent people and then have to handle with 40 virgins. I mean one bloodshed after another bloodshed is a little too much! Please don’t tell me it’s a repost, because I just made it up. It may be a lame joke but it’s definitely fresh one! :)

      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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      Corporal Agarn
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      Can not make up my mind for a five or not. I thought it was alright. Of course some of mine are worse. :)

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        Can not make up my mind for a five or not. I thought it was alright. Of course some of mine are worse. :)

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        Flip a coin, I choose heads. :)

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          Strange folks these suicide bombers. First they blows up themselves together with a bunch of innocent people and then have to handle with 40 virgins. I mean one bloodshed after another bloodshed is a little too much! Please don’t tell me it’s a repost, because I just made it up. It may be a lame joke but it’s definitely fresh one! :)

          There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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          Not quite what they were hoping for.[^]

          ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Not quite what they were hoping for.[^]

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            The other 35 virgins?[^] :~

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              Strange folks these suicide bombers. First they blows up themselves together with a bunch of innocent people and then have to handle with 40 virgins. I mean one bloodshed after another bloodshed is a little too much! Please don’t tell me it’s a repost, because I just made it up. It may be a lame joke but it’s definitely fresh one! :)

              There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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              40 Virgins isn't such a good deal, taken over infinite time (which would be the expectation for an afterlife) this equates to an average of 0 per millenium. Or any finite time-period. Therefore these chaps aren't that much better off. Not only that, surely mixing it up with women who know what they are doing once in a while is surely a good thing*.... * Though not as experienced as Wayne Rooney likes...

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                Strange folks these suicide bombers. First they blows up themselves together with a bunch of innocent people and then have to handle with 40 virgins. I mean one bloodshed after another bloodshed is a little too much! Please don’t tell me it’s a repost, because I just made it up. It may be a lame joke but it’s definitely fresh one! :)

                There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                Deyan Georgiev wrote:

                it’s definitely fresh one

                that's what she said.

                Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                  Flip a coin, I choose heads. :)

                  There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                  While the bombers choose tail.

                  I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                    Not quite what they were hoping for.[^]

                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                    fjdiewornncalwe
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                    Now you made me laugh out loud at work and I had to show this to a coworker. He laughed out loud and we had to show the rest of the office... The good part is that the 2 people of that particular faith in the office are very liberal and were laughing along with the rest of us.

                    I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.

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                      Strange folks these suicide bombers. First they blows up themselves together with a bunch of innocent people and then have to handle with 40 virgins. I mean one bloodshed after another bloodshed is a little too much! Please don’t tell me it’s a repost, because I just made it up. It may be a lame joke but it’s definitely fresh one! :)

                      There is only one Vera Farmiga and Salma Hayek is her prophet! Advertise here – minimum three posts per day are guaranteed.

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                      Debunking the myth[^]

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