Sorry...

[Dalek Dave]

I ate two pieces of string, and when they came out they were tied together. I shit you not!

------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

[lewax00]

A piece of string walks into a bar. He hops up onto a stool and yells to the bartender, "Hey! Gimme a drink!" The bartender picks up the string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, "I'll show 'im. I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last minute I'll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a 'fro. It goes back in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago." The string answers, "No. I'm a frayed knot."

[wizardzz]

BTW, some of those guys from the pinup photoshoot want to meet you.

"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours. " — Hunter S. Thompson

[Lost User]

You may want to look into String Theory[^] before trying that again.

And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
"Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

And I smiled and was happy
And it came worse.