how can i inherit eternal battery life??
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Sometimes, as a developer it possible to have a wrong line of thought before you later realize it. I was discussing with a friend and he asked me, "Sunny, how can i INHERIT eternal battery life?" and I replied him, sorry I've never heard of such class library or any related DLL, is it a third party DLL? It took me while before realizing that my friend was actually referring to his Phone whose battery is malfunctioning. As anyone shared in such experience like this as a developer?
I asked a girl about her dating habits, and she said, "I've been single tons." I asked if I could "get her instance", then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
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I asked a girl about her dating habits, and she said, "I've been single tons." I asked if I could "get her instance", then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
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I asked a girl about her dating habits, and she said, "I've been single tons." I asked if I could "get her instance", then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
Was she using CamelCasing properly?
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I asked a girl about her dating habits, and she said, "I've been single tons." I asked if I could "get her instance", then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
:thumbsup:
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
I then got access to one of her privates.
No you didn't. That was a *VERY* public member.
at least who did not have to be friend with her!
Watched code never compiles.
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I asked a girl about her dating habits, and she said, "I've been single tons." I asked if I could "get her instance", then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
AspDotNetDev wrote:
then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates
As she bent over, the members must have been declared public or else you should have "Object reference not set to an instance of an object"
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Sometimes, as a developer it possible to have a wrong line of thought before you later realize it. I was discussing with a friend and he asked me, "Sunny, how can i INHERIT eternal battery life?" and I replied him, sorry I've never heard of such class library or any related DLL, is it a third party DLL? It took me while before realizing that my friend was actually referring to his Phone whose battery is malfunctioning. As anyone shared in such experience like this as a developer?
Convert it to Christianity.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Sometimes, as a developer it possible to have a wrong line of thought before you later realize it. I was discussing with a friend and he asked me, "Sunny, how can i INHERIT eternal battery life?" and I replied him, sorry I've never heard of such class library or any related DLL, is it a third party DLL? It took me while before realizing that my friend was actually referring to his Phone whose battery is malfunctioning. As anyone shared in such experience like this as a developer?
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Convert it to Christianity.
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
Can you please give me the "ChristianityConverter.dll"?
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Can you please give me the "ChristianityConverter.dll"?
You can download it from www.pope.com[^]
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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Can you please give me the "ChristianityConverter.dll"?
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I asked a girl about her dating habits, and she said, "I've been single tons." I asked if I could "get her instance", then she bent over and pulled up her skirt. I then got access to one of her privates.
Somebody in an online forum wrote:
INTJs never really joke. They make a point. The joke is just a gift wrapper.
+5 for wit ! If a lady I was enamored of told me she was a singleton, I think I'd ask: "can I be your one-and-only, then ?" But, maybe, first, I'd ask: "are you really a singleton, or are you just really: being static ?" Now, if she'd said she was, indeed, "static," I might inquire if she had a constructor, and if she said "yes," then I'd ask "what parameters do you require ?" If she said she had a constructor, but required no parameters, I'd politely say: "Sorry, but I cannot compile against thy framework." And I might have asked: "Is that skirt you're wearing a struct?" : if she'd said, "yes:" then I would know that just by referencing the skirt: everything in it that's public is both initialized and exposed.
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