Farmer's Thought
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A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her t*ts and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pu**y and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". . . . She turns to him smiles,grabs his d*ck and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"
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A farmer is lying in bed with his wife when he turns to her grabs her t*ts and says "Honey if you could get milk out of these we could sell the cow". Then he grabs her pu**y and says "Honey if you could get eggs out of here we could sell the chickens". . . . She turns to him smiles,grabs his d*ck and says "Honey if you could get this up I could get rid of your brother"
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I hope someone buys you a newer joke book for Christmas.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
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I hope someone buys you a newer joke book for Christmas.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
ChrisElston wrote:
I hope someone buys you a newer joke book for Christmas.
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