Santa Claus as a developer
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Are you telling me that's not what elves would look like if developers were in charge? :laugh:
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Sunny Oludayo Alli wrote:
how will Christmas look like?
I have no idea. All I do know is that he would leave everything till the very last moment and then pull an all-nighter on the eve of delivery.
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He already does.. all gifts to be delivered in a night... maybe he actually is a Developer.. search google for William Severance... he actually is a developer, and really looks like Santa.. ;P
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
Oh no, please, don't even think about it. Imagine how many of these we'd receive as excuses: The following recipient(s) could not be reached: santa@north.pole on 12/25/2011 23:59 PM The e-mail account does not exist at the organization this message was sent to. Check the e-mail address, or contact the recipient directly to find out the correct address.
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There would be no easter eggs in his applications. Christmas Trees would be binary -- or fractals. If you received socks you could press undo. We wouldn't leave him milk. He would enter through a back door.
PIEBALDconsult wrote:
He would enter through a back door.
And instead of leaving a brand new xbox 360, he would leave a hand-crafted wooden Trojan horse.
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems" - Homer Simpson
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
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I was just wondering if Santa Claus had been a developer in his own time, how will Christmas look like? Any idea?
All of his lists will be O(2n)
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Just in time for taxes. Sell that gift to pay Uncle Sam (do your national duty).
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: That's had me laughing all day. Thanks
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Santa as a developer..??? Elves preparing coffee for him.... Elves for QA, Elves for use cases, Elves for eveything, and Santa just pressing F5, to compile the program...Do u really think a fatty old man can make some good code..??? Noo..!! U have to be athletic and with no family,no friends and no helper elves.. =)...
