Vampires
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Ok, this is a joke (yeah, really). I hope the translation doesn't kill the fun ;) Three vampires (v1, v2, v3) are meeting in the night on a little hill. They want to make sure (once and for all) which one of them is the greatest vampire off all times. v1: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 10 minutes later he is back, covered in blood. v2/v3: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v1: Yeah, can you guys see the little village over there? (in the night they can see some lights from a little village 2 miles away). v2/v3: Yes, we can see it. v1: I sucked the village completely dry, not a single drop of blood left there. The other vampires Uhhhed an Ohhhed and agreed that he is a real great vampire. A little bit later: v2: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 20 minutes later he is back, completely covered in blood... it's dripping from his robe... quite a mess v1/v3: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v2: Yeah, can you guys see the little town over there? (in the night they can see some lights from a little town about 4 miles away). v1/v3: Yes, we can see it. v2: I sucked the town completely dry, not a single drop of blood left there. The other vampires Uhhhed an Ohhhed and agreed that he is a really, really great vampire. A little bit later: v3: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 5 minutes later he is back, completely soaked in blood... it's dripping from his robe, his mouth, his head... blood everywhere v1/v2: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v3: Hah... look over there. Can you guys see the tree? v1/v2: Yes, we can see it... v3: I couldn't...
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Ok, this is a joke (yeah, really). I hope the translation doesn't kill the fun ;) Three vampires (v1, v2, v3) are meeting in the night on a little hill. They want to make sure (once and for all) which one of them is the greatest vampire off all times. v1: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 10 minutes later he is back, covered in blood. v2/v3: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v1: Yeah, can you guys see the little village over there? (in the night they can see some lights from a little village 2 miles away). v2/v3: Yes, we can see it. v1: I sucked the village completely dry, not a single drop of blood left there. The other vampires Uhhhed an Ohhhed and agreed that he is a real great vampire. A little bit later: v2: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 20 minutes later he is back, completely covered in blood... it's dripping from his robe... quite a mess v1/v3: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v2: Yeah, can you guys see the little town over there? (in the night they can see some lights from a little town about 4 miles away). v1/v3: Yes, we can see it. v2: I sucked the town completely dry, not a single drop of blood left there. The other vampires Uhhhed an Ohhhed and agreed that he is a really, really great vampire. A little bit later: v3: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 5 minutes later he is back, completely soaked in blood... it's dripping from his robe, his mouth, his head... blood everywhere v1/v2: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v3: Hah... look over there. Can you guys see the tree? v1/v2: Yes, we can see it... v3: I couldn't...
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It's a very old joke, normally told about vampire bats, but I like the almost childlike attempt at swearing you have got into it.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
Swearing in foreign languages is hard ;)
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Swearing in foreign languages is hard ;)
Just search for any post by Michael Martin. You should find plenty of practical samples there.
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Ok, this is a joke (yeah, really). I hope the translation doesn't kill the fun ;) Three vampires (v1, v2, v3) are meeting in the night on a little hill. They want to make sure (once and for all) which one of them is the greatest vampire off all times. v1: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 10 minutes later he is back, covered in blood. v2/v3: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v1: Yeah, can you guys see the little village over there? (in the night they can see some lights from a little village 2 miles away). v2/v3: Yes, we can see it. v1: I sucked the village completely dry, not a single drop of blood left there. The other vampires Uhhhed an Ohhhed and agreed that he is a real great vampire. A little bit later: v2: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 20 minutes later he is back, completely covered in blood... it's dripping from his robe... quite a mess v1/v3: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v2: Yeah, can you guys see the little town over there? (in the night they can see some lights from a little town about 4 miles away). v1/v3: Yes, we can see it. v2: I sucked the town completely dry, not a single drop of blood left there. The other vampires Uhhhed an Ohhhed and agreed that he is a really, really great vampire. A little bit later: v3: Hey guys, just wait here for a moment, I'll be right back: Huuuu, he vanishes into the night... 5 minutes later he is back, completely soaked in blood... it's dripping from his robe, his mouth, his head... blood everywhere v1/v2: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened? v3: Hah... look over there. Can you guys see the tree? v1/v2: Yes, we can see it... v3: I couldn't...
hoernchenmeister wrote:
5 minutes later he is back, completely soaked in blood... it's dripping from his robe, his mouth, his head... blood everywhere
v1/v2: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened?
v3: Hah... look over there. Can you guys see the tree?
v1/v2: Yes, we can see it...
v3: I couldn't...I couldn't... What?? Didn't understand. Plz explain!
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hoernchenmeister wrote:
5 minutes later he is back, completely soaked in blood... it's dripping from his robe, his mouth, his head... blood everywhere
v1/v2: Hey dude, what the sweet hell happened?
v3: Hah... look over there. Can you guys see the tree?
v1/v2: Yes, we can see it...
v3: I couldn't...I couldn't... What?? Didn't understand. Plz explain!
I couldn't (see the tree.... when vanishing into the night... that's why he is soaked in (his own) blood). Actually he hit the tree when flying away. I screwed this one up, didn't I?
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I couldn't (see the tree.... when vanishing into the night... that's why he is soaked in (his own) blood). Actually he hit the tree when flying away. I screwed this one up, didn't I?
Vampires have blood? That means Edward can have a boner, after all.
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I couldn't (see the tree.... when vanishing into the night... that's why he is soaked in (his own) blood). Actually he hit the tree when flying away. I screwed this one up, didn't I?
Thanks for that. Great one! My mistake!! Damn me .. can't understand a simple joke! :(