Another vampie joke
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Two nuns are driving through Transilvania on a dark night when suddenly a vampire jumps out of the dark and lands on the bonnet of their car. The nuns scream and the driver swerves from side to side, but is unable to dislodge the vampire. "Quick use the holy water" says the passenger nun. The driver presses the button to set of the windscreen washer jets, which are conveniently filled with holy water. The vampire hissses and screams as its hit by the Holy water and slapped around by the wipers, but still fails to be dislodged! "Quick, show it your cross!" shouts the passenger nun. The driver nun, stops the car, gets out and shouts "Get off my fucking bonnet!" :cool:
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Two nuns are driving through Transilvania on a dark night when suddenly a vampire jumps out of the dark and lands on the bonnet of their car. The nuns scream and the driver swerves from side to side, but is unable to dislodge the vampire. "Quick use the holy water" says the passenger nun. The driver presses the button to set of the windscreen washer jets, which are conveniently filled with holy water. The vampire hissses and screams as its hit by the Holy water and slapped around by the wipers, but still fails to be dislodged! "Quick, show it your cross!" shouts the passenger nun. The driver nun, stops the car, gets out and shouts "Get off my fucking bonnet!" :cool:
If you vote me down, my score will only get lower