13-yr-old demands gifts or says 'Santa will die'

wizardzz

13 and she still thinks some old fat white guy is the one bringing her presents? I'm more worried about her intelligence deficiency than her anger issues. She really needs a computer and printer, I can't even read that letter.

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_Damian S_

wizardzz wrote:

13 and she still thinks some old fat white guy is the one bringing her presents? I'm more worried about her intelligence deficiency than her anger issues.

I take it you don't have kids... let me know how you feel about this when you do. ;-)

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wizardzz

Well, you can't fix stupid.

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Fuckwits, time to create the Darwin Removal Chamber.

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R Giskard Reventlov

wizardzz wrote:

she still thinks some old fat white guy is the one bringing her presents

What? WTF??? You mean there is no Santa Claus??? :sigh:

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Funnily, there is a TV commercial being aired these days where they have kidnapped Santa to get a discount for buying a new car.

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GuyThiebaut

What scares me is NORAD [^]is tracking Santa. They have much more firepower than a 13 year old girl - is NORAD saying "we can track Santa so don't even think of sending any funny stuff into our airspace..." to potential baddies?

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Roger Wright

Useless cunt. This kid is a poster child contestant for the campaign to legalize post-natal abortions. Got my vote!

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wizardzz

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Lost User

_Damian S_ wrote:

I take it you don't have kids... let me know how you feel about this when you do. ;-)

I do and think that by 6th class you'd better have worked it out or get told. My son figured it out by 6th class and when my daughter didn't seem to have figured it out by Christmas in 5th class, I told her the truth about all of them about 2 weeks later when she turned 11. It's better to let the kids know and upset them yourself than keep it going and have them teased at school and find out that way.

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OriginalGriff

Does make me wonder two things: 1) Why didn't the parent keep the receipt for that child? Then she could have taken it back and got one that worked... 2) Why isn't post-natal abortion legal? Say until the age of sixteen?

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Rob Grainger

Of course ... 1. For all their moral outrage, the Daily Mail probably paid for those presents by paying the mother for the story. 2. She's 13 years old, of course she doesn't believe in Santa. I'd say that's a perfect plan for funding a christmas list her mum probably couldn't afford. 3. She evidently has some moral compass, as she threatens to feed the reindeer to homeless people. Great outrage from the mail, bad journalism at its best. I suspect the family did this with tongue firmly in cheek. Well played I'd say.

Lost User

OriginalGriff wrote:

Why isn't post-natal abortion legal? Say until the age of sixteen?

At least I know that. I have seen murder in the eyes of fresh parents when the 'little darling' started to scream again. If mother nature had not thrown in a massive amount of doping to protect the little maggots, they probably would not survive the first weeks. Without the parents' brains biochemically bombed into the stone age, no kid would see the 16th birthday :)

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Lost User

Sounds like a publicity stunt to me.

Lost User

It probably is. I can't get rid of the feeling that I have read a similar (if not the same) thing a year ago.

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Peter Mulholland

I'm sure I saw exactly the same thing on a TV ad, or somewhere on the web in ad form within the last 2 weeks. "Santa send me what I asked for, or the reindeer gets it" And I'm also fairly sure I got to that ad from a link here in the lounge.

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Bert Mitton

wizardzz wrote:

some old fat white guy is the one bringing her presents

DD's just not in a condition to drive a sleigh at that time of night. Maybe if you hide the gin. :laugh: