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  • D Dalek Dave

    Well, an old one actually. Thinking of going to look at This[^] 5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

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    GuyThiebaut
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    My first thought is - nice car! Second thought is - bit cheap isn't it? Third thought - where's the catch..?

    “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

    ― Christopher Hitchens

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    • D Dalek Dave

      Well, an old one actually. Thinking of going to look at This[^] 5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

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      Lost User
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      I wouldnt touch it. 20 year ol Jag? The reliability adn repair bills are going to be horrible.

      ============================== Nothing to say.

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      • H hairy_hats

        And the insurance group is 18, that won't help the yearly outlay.

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        Slacker007
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        viaducting wrote:

        insurance group is 18

        Had to google that one. :)

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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          Slacker007 wrote:

          junkers that were made 20 years ago

          Junkers[^] were built a little more than 20 years ago. Occasionally you can see one flying around here.

          And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
          "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

          And I smiled and was happy
          And it came worse.

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          Slacker007
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          In the States, a used car that in very old, sometimes is referred to as a junker.

          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Well, an old one actually. Thinking of going to look at This[^] 5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            Alberto Bar Noy
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            People people!!! This is vintage! We are talking class! Style! Statement! We are talking XJS V12! Just say you are jealous. I know I am :) EDIT---------------------------------- Has anyone here ever drove in a Lombardi? Or a '33 Morris? a '28 Opel? or a 50's MG ?

            Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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              In the States, a used car that in very old, sometimes is referred to as a junker.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              Lost User
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              I know. When I was in Texas we had a 1971 Plymouth Fury III, one of the last dinosaurs. Great massive engine where not much can go wrong an in the climate of west Texas cars can get as old as turtles without showing the tiniest speck of rust.

              And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
              "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

              And I smiled and was happy
              And it came worse.

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              • H hairy_hats

                That's a lot of compensating, you must have something to hide.

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                viaducting wrote:

                you must have something nothing to hide.

                ftfy You had it the wrong way around.


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Why settle for a mere extension when you can get a whole bag full of complete penises: A bag full[^]

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  :thumbsup: Now that's a "penis" I would love to ride ;) (no pun intended)

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                  • A Alberto Bar Noy

                    People people!!! This is vintage! We are talking class! Style! Statement! We are talking XJS V12! Just say you are jealous. I know I am :) EDIT---------------------------------- Has anyone here ever drove in a Lombardi? Or a '33 Morris? a '28 Opel? or a 50's MG ?

                    Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    No, but I drive one of these[^]. :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      Well, an old one actually. Thinking of going to look at This[^] 5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

                      ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                      peterchen
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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

                      Be careful with the petite girls, you might accidentally drown them.

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        No, but I drive one of these[^]. :-D


                        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                        Alberto Bar Noy
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                        Bastard :) What is it?

                        Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                        • A Alberto Bar Noy

                          Bastard :) What is it?

                          Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          It's an NG-TA, it's a kit car. Mine has a '63 MG engine and the body work is based around a '32 Aston Martin. :-D It is pure and unadulterated joy to drive.


                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                          • L Lost User

                            :thumbsup: Now that's a "penis" I would love to ride ;) (no pun intended)

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                            realJSOP
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                            I've driven a race-prepared one (a kit car actually, at Riverside Raceway before it was demolished in favor of condominums), and I'll tell you - most "men" couldn't handle that car at speed. I had difficulties, and I knew what to expect from it. It's rude and crude, and it will grab you by the sphincter and make you wonder if you have enough testosterone to do the job.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              Why settle for a mere extension when you can get a whole bag full of complete penises: A bag full[^]

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Mike Hankey
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                              That's what I'm talking about.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Well, an old one actually. Thinking of going to look at This[^] 5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

                                ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                NormDroid
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                                • G GuyThiebaut

                                  My first thought is - nice car! Second thought is - bit cheap isn't it? Third thought - where's the catch..?

                                  “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

                                  ― Christopher Hitchens

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                                  Dalek Dave
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                                  7 miles to the gallon if you drive carefully.

                                  ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Well, an old one actually. Thinking of going to look at This[^] 5.3L V12 Penis Extension!

                                    ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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                                    Septimus Hedgehog
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                                    It was a nice car in its day but I'd really think twice about buying something like that. The running costs would be severe. It will certainly never deliver the same performance and economy it had when it was new. The running costs mean it'll be a money-pit and at 21-years old, it's an age when lots of things go wrong and will cost lots of money to keep it going. Jaguar's reputation in 2011 is far better than it was back in 1990. Still, it's your money to enjoy... :)

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      And the right side is also the wrong side. Believe me. I never had a car with the driver's seat on the right side. :)

                                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                                      I am in UK, the home of all the best cars.

                                      Your pariotic feelings in all honor, but you have listened to the wrong propaganda. Porsche does not sound very british to me :)

                                      And from the clouds a mighty voice spoke:
                                      "Smile and be happy, for it could come worse!"

                                      And I smiled and was happy
                                      And it came worse.

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                                      LabVIEWstuff
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                                      CDP1802 wrote:

                                      Porsche does not sound very british to me :)

                                      Ah yes, the company that put their engines in the wrong place then spent the next 60 years trying to engineer around the fault in order that their vehicles didn't kill any driver with sub-Stig reflexes? ;).

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                                        I wouldnt touch it. 20 year ol Jag? The reliability adn repair bills are going to be horrible.

                                        ============================== Nothing to say.

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                                        Haakon S
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                                        With this type of car you need two. One is always in for repair.

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          I've driven a race-prepared one (a kit car actually, at Riverside Raceway before it was demolished in favor of condominums), and I'll tell you - most "men" couldn't handle that car at speed. I had difficulties, and I knew what to expect from it. It's rude and crude, and it will grab you by the sphincter and make you wonder if you have enough testosterone to do the job.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                          -----
                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Slacker007
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                                          John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:

                                          and it will grab you by the sphincter

                                          :laugh:

                                          Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                                          "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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