11 years
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Shameel wrote:
Make sure she reads this post
NO! Do not tell them about CP, this is our little hideaway............they don't want to know 99% of what it mentioned in these posts. First Rule of CP........
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DaveAuld wrote:
First Rule of CP........
Yes, yes. We all know the first rule, but what of the second and third?
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
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It seems like only yesterday. I was at the Christmas party down the pub; a party I'd not wanted to go to but a mate needed a wingman to keep him out of trouble. There on the dance floor, strutting her funky stuff was a vision, a beauty, one hell of a hot chick. The Neanderthal in me kicked in, "mine" I though. The conversation was brief and to the point. "You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking." "I'm dancing." We danced and, when the music slowed, I took her in my arms and it was right. Later we found a quiet spot to chat and get to know each other. I kissed her with abandon; she took off the band and I kissed her again. When it was time to leave, I didn't want to let her go so I invited her back to my place. We went and talked through the night until the sun came up; then she went home and I had to go to work for a couple of hours. We had dinner that night and by the middle of the week, I'd rearranged my Christmas plans to spend as much time as possible with her and go away for New Year together. We married on 5th May 2001, less than five months later, and I must confess as every day passes I love her more and more. Tomorrow we'll go out for dinner and have a little bit of romance for a change. This is our day, it's not shared with friends and family it's just for Mrs Wife and Vilmos.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
So, horny neandethal needed a bit of clunge. Married strange woman ASAP before she found out about his nasty habits. Stockholm Syndrome has kept woman with neanderthal for 11 years. Neanderthal is lucky sumbitz! Actually I have seen Mrs Wife and Fruit of Neanderthal's fertile loins, they are very good looking indeed. (Neanderthal certainly punched above his weight on that one!)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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DaveAuld wrote:
First Rule of CP........
Yes, yes. We all know the first rule, but what of the second and third?
Steve Jowett ------------------------- Real Programmers don't need comments -- the code is obvious.
Well, as the third involves dressing up as a sheep and paying a visit on OriginalGriff, I think we'll skip that one.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
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So, horny neandethal needed a bit of clunge. Married strange woman ASAP before she found out about his nasty habits. Stockholm Syndrome has kept woman with neanderthal for 11 years. Neanderthal is lucky sumbitz! Actually I have seen Mrs Wife and Fruit of Neanderthal's fertile loins, they are very good looking indeed. (Neanderthal certainly punched above his weight on that one!)
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
I think that's a compliment wrapped in a sneaky swipe.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I think that's a compliment wrapped in a sneaky swipe.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Shameel wrote:
Make sure she reads this post
NO! Do not tell them about CP, this is our little hideaway............they don't want to know 99% of what it mentioned in these posts. First Rule of CP........
Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn
Folding Stats: Team CodeProject
DaveAuld wrote:
First Rule of CP...
Always bring sunflower seeds for the hamsters?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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DaveAuld wrote:
First Rule of CP...
Always bring sunflower seeds for the hamsters?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
That is the weak approach to Hamster politics. A steel fist in an iron glove is needed. Work them to exhaustion, beat them mercilessly and crush and destroy their hamstery hopes and dreams under the jackboot of tyranny. It is the only language they understand!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Well, as the third involves dressing up as a sheep and paying a visit on OriginalGriff, I think we'll skip that one.
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
Just because OG is of the Welsh persuasion it doesn't follow that his little flocker. It'd be like saying all Newcastle Lasses get lashed up on a Friday night down the Bigg and scare the living daylights out of any man foolish enough to get too near... ... okay, bad analogy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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That is the weak approach to Hamster politics. A steel fist in an iron glove is needed. Work them to exhaustion, beat them mercilessly and crush and destroy their hamstery hopes and dreams under the jackboot of tyranny. It is the only language they understand!
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
Interesting approach. Is that why your rep is down to 3?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Just because OG is of the Welsh persuasion it doesn't follow that his little flocker. It'd be like saying all Newcastle Lasses get lashed up on a Friday night down the Bigg and scare the living daylights out of any man foolish enough to get too near... ... okay, bad analogy.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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Interesting approach. Is that why your rep is down to 3?
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
That won't happen, I have total control over the hamsters. Any insurrection and I shall release the Special Forces Trained Attack Chinchillas, backed up with the fearsome Guinea-Pig Dragoons! Remember what happened to Hammy Hamster? The Riverbank tales were a lot darker after that episode in Rodent History.
------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]
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Mrs Yoda reads CP. But then again, she's a qualified developer (retired from profession) so she likes to keep an eye on things (me).
Forgive your enemies - it messes with their heads
"Mind bleach! Send me mind bleach!" - Nagy Vilmos
My blog | My articles | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier - my favourite utility
I'm sometimes relieved that I married a luddite, barely know how to open a browser, certainly has neither the interest nor the skills to chase down something in the OTHER browser. It must be weird being married to a professional peer, if a conversation gets too technical I can see the wife's eyes glaze and know it is time to change the subject.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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It seems like only yesterday. I was at the Christmas party down the pub; a party I'd not wanted to go to but a mate needed a wingman to keep him out of trouble. There on the dance floor, strutting her funky stuff was a vision, a beauty, one hell of a hot chick. The Neanderthal in me kicked in, "mine" I though. The conversation was brief and to the point. "You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking." "I'm dancing." We danced and, when the music slowed, I took her in my arms and it was right. Later we found a quiet spot to chat and get to know each other. I kissed her with abandon; she took off the band and I kissed her again. When it was time to leave, I didn't want to let her go so I invited her back to my place. We went and talked through the night until the sun came up; then she went home and I had to go to work for a couple of hours. We had dinner that night and by the middle of the week, I'd rearranged my Christmas plans to spend as much time as possible with her and go away for New Year together. We married on 5th May 2001, less than five months later, and I must confess as every day passes I love her more and more. Tomorrow we'll go out for dinner and have a little bit of romance for a change. This is our day, it's not shared with friends and family it's just for Mrs Wife and Vilmos.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
:thumbsup::rose:
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It seems like only yesterday. I was at the Christmas party down the pub; a party I'd not wanted to go to but a mate needed a wingman to keep him out of trouble. There on the dance floor, strutting her funky stuff was a vision, a beauty, one hell of a hot chick. The Neanderthal in me kicked in, "mine" I though. The conversation was brief and to the point. "You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking." "I'm dancing." We danced and, when the music slowed, I took her in my arms and it was right. Later we found a quiet spot to chat and get to know each other. I kissed her with abandon; she took off the band and I kissed her again. When it was time to leave, I didn't want to let her go so I invited her back to my place. We went and talked through the night until the sun came up; then she went home and I had to go to work for a couple of hours. We had dinner that night and by the middle of the week, I'd rearranged my Christmas plans to spend as much time as possible with her and go away for New Year together. We married on 5th May 2001, less than five months later, and I must confess as every day passes I love her more and more. Tomorrow we'll go out for dinner and have a little bit of romance for a change. This is our day, it's not shared with friends and family it's just for Mrs Wife and Vilmos.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm sometimes relieved that I married a luddite, barely know how to open a browser, certainly has neither the interest nor the skills to chase down something in the OTHER browser. It must be weird being married to a professional peer, if a conversation gets too technical I can see the wife's eyes glaze and know it is time to change the subject.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Mrs Wife is the same, though for her technical is 'computer'. :-D
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I'm sometimes relieved that I married a luddite, barely know how to open a browser, certainly has neither the interest nor the skills to chase down something in the OTHER browser. It must be weird being married to a professional peer, if a conversation gets too technical I can see the wife's eyes glaze and know it is time to change the subject.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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Luddites are fine :) though trying to explain the concept of 'mass' (cf Higgs Boson) to her was entertaining...
As a flip, Mrs Wife tries to explain Middle Eastern politics to me and my brain hits a BSOD. You would not believe how fractious Libya is now post-Qadafi. It was fine while they wanted to get rid of the old regime but, much as is happening in Egypt, now the common goal has been reached the in-fighting is astounding. At least it's only words now. But she understands this stuff and even knows a lot of the players.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It seems like only yesterday. I was at the Christmas party down the pub; a party I'd not wanted to go to but a mate needed a wingman to keep him out of trouble. There on the dance floor, strutting her funky stuff was a vision, a beauty, one hell of a hot chick. The Neanderthal in me kicked in, "mine" I though. The conversation was brief and to the point. "You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking." "I'm dancing." We danced and, when the music slowed, I took her in my arms and it was right. Later we found a quiet spot to chat and get to know each other. I kissed her with abandon; she took off the band and I kissed her again. When it was time to leave, I didn't want to let her go so I invited her back to my place. We went and talked through the night until the sun came up; then she went home and I had to go to work for a couple of hours. We had dinner that night and by the middle of the week, I'd rearranged my Christmas plans to spend as much time as possible with her and go away for New Year together. We married on 5th May 2001, less than five months later, and I must confess as every day passes I love her more and more. Tomorrow we'll go out for dinner and have a little bit of romance for a change. This is our day, it's not shared with friends and family it's just for Mrs Wife and Vilmos.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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It seems like only yesterday. I was at the Christmas party down the pub; a party I'd not wanted to go to but a mate needed a wingman to keep him out of trouble. There on the dance floor, strutting her funky stuff was a vision, a beauty, one hell of a hot chick. The Neanderthal in me kicked in, "mine" I though. The conversation was brief and to the point. "You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking." "I'm dancing." We danced and, when the music slowed, I took her in my arms and it was right. Later we found a quiet spot to chat and get to know each other. I kissed her with abandon; she took off the band and I kissed her again. When it was time to leave, I didn't want to let her go so I invited her back to my place. We went and talked through the night until the sun came up; then she went home and I had to go to work for a couple of hours. We had dinner that night and by the middle of the week, I'd rearranged my Christmas plans to spend as much time as possible with her and go away for New Year together. We married on 5th May 2001, less than five months later, and I must confess as every day passes I love her more and more. Tomorrow we'll go out for dinner and have a little bit of romance for a change. This is our day, it's not shared with friends and family it's just for Mrs Wife and Vilmos.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Well since the actual anniversary is some 5.5 months away you will have plenty of time to arrange for a suitable gift. The 11th is traditionally steel, so, assuming your reading skills are as advanced as your spelling/typing I should start practicing your pock picketing.
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It seems like only yesterday. I was at the Christmas party down the pub; a party I'd not wanted to go to but a mate needed a wingman to keep him out of trouble. There on the dance floor, strutting her funky stuff was a vision, a beauty, one hell of a hot chick. The Neanderthal in me kicked in, "mine" I though. The conversation was brief and to the point. "You dancing?" "You asking?" "I'm asking." "I'm dancing." We danced and, when the music slowed, I took her in my arms and it was right. Later we found a quiet spot to chat and get to know each other. I kissed her with abandon; she took off the band and I kissed her again. When it was time to leave, I didn't want to let her go so I invited her back to my place. We went and talked through the night until the sun came up; then she went home and I had to go to work for a couple of hours. We had dinner that night and by the middle of the week, I'd rearranged my Christmas plans to spend as much time as possible with her and go away for New Year together. We married on 5th May 2001, less than five months later, and I must confess as every day passes I love her more and more. Tomorrow we'll go out for dinner and have a little bit of romance for a change. This is our day, it's not shared with friends and family it's just for Mrs Wife and Vilmos.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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