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  • realJSOPR realJSOP

    You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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    Slacker007
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    what happened now?

    Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
    "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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    • realJSOPR realJSOP

      You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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      DaveAuld
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      You haven't been getting a hard time lately have you?

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        what happened now?

        Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
        "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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        realJSOP
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        I honestly don't know, but for the last couple of weeks, someone has been 1-voting a bunch of my posts. It's a low-rep voter, and for a reason I'd rather not disclose, it doesn't really bother me THAT much, but at the same time, it's annoying. My other recourse is not one I like to exercise, and in the end isn't nearly as much fun, but hey the door is still open for me to take that route.

        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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        • realJSOPR realJSOP

          You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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          Chris Meech
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          This might be a new record. It took only 6 minutes for a 1-vote to appear. :)

          Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            This might be a new record. It took only 6 minutes for a 1-vote to appear. :)

            Chris Meech I am Canadian. [heard in a local bar] In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is. [Yogi Berra] posting about Crystal Reports here is like discussing gay marriage on a catholic church’s website.[Nishant Sivakumar]

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            realJSOP
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            Two, actually, and neither of theose people are the one I was addressing. (I though my post was pretty funny, too.)

            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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            • realJSOPR realJSOP

              I honestly don't know, but for the last couple of weeks, someone has been 1-voting a bunch of my posts. It's a low-rep voter, and for a reason I'd rather not disclose, it doesn't really bother me THAT much, but at the same time, it's annoying. My other recourse is not one I like to exercise, and in the end isn't nearly as much fun, but hey the door is still open for me to take that route.

              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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              Slacker007
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              The same thing happened to me about a week ago. It's about as annoying as an infected hang-nail. -2 * 8 = -16 = 1 platinum member down vote.

              Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
              "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                RJOberg
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                Eh, I wouldn't mind it to much. The univoter pops by and hits you with a little one vote which is almost always (as far as I can tell) countered by a multitude of much higher power 5 votes. Annoying yes, but the person is doing more good for your rep than bad in the long run.

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                • realJSOPR realJSOP

                  Two, actually, and neither of theose people are the one I was addressing. (I though my post was pretty funny, too.)

                  ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                  You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                  -----
                  "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                  Slacker007
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                  I hope you know that I did not down vote your post about down votes. If I approach your front yard, please, for the love of god, don't shoot me. :)

                  Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
                  "No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)

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                  • realJSOPR realJSOP

                    I honestly don't know, but for the last couple of weeks, someone has been 1-voting a bunch of my posts. It's a low-rep voter, and for a reason I'd rather not disclose, it doesn't really bother me THAT much, but at the same time, it's annoying. My other recourse is not one I like to exercise, and in the end isn't nearly as much fun, but hey the door is still open for me to take that route.

                    ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                    You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                    -----
                    "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                    DaveAuld
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                    You must be honoured having your own stalker! Looks like you OP needs a boost,........(heads off to uv) :)

                    Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn


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                      You must be honoured having your own stalker! Looks like you OP needs a boost,........(heads off to uv) :)

                      Dave Find Me On: Web|Facebook|Twitter|LinkedIn


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                      realJSOP
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                      It's not as much fun as I make it out to be.

                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                        You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                        -----
                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                        I think you must give rest for this page* somedays :-D *Poor enquirers who came with homeworks at Q/A section

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                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                          You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                          -----
                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                          Mike Hankey
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                          or 5) They had another computer close that was running the Mickey Mouse ABC program and the person grabbed the wrong mouse by mistake. Happens to me all the time.

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                          • realJSOPR realJSOP

                            You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                            ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                            You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                            -----
                            "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                            Albert Holguin
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                            More attention you give them, more they're going to do it. I get those every now and then.

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                            • realJSOPR realJSOP

                              You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                              ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                              -----
                              "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                              Abhinav S
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                              Now you have more than 1 voting friend! I voted 5 though.

                              Too much of heaven can bring you underground Heaven can always turn around Too much of heaven, our life is all hell bound Heaven, the kill that makes no sound

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                              • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                                ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
                                -----
                                "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                S Houghtelin
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                                Maybe he really thinks you're #1 and keeps selecting 1 to show his appreciation for your assistance, mentoring and sense of humor. Nah probably not, he just doesn't get your sense of humor. :^) I gave friend of mine here at work some advice when we were both having difficulty with someone who had worked with us, I told him you cannot match wits with the witless, so stop trying.

                                It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                  Maybe he really thinks you're #1 and keeps selecting 1 to show his appreciation for your assistance, mentoring and sense of humor. Nah probably not, he just doesn't get your sense of humor. :^) I gave friend of mine here at work some advice when we were both having difficulty with someone who had worked with us, I told him you cannot match wits with the witless, so stop trying.

                                  It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                                  gavindon
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                                  S Houghtelin wrote:

                                  I told him you cannot match wits with the witless, so stop trying

                                  Something akin to the old saying about who is the bigger fool.. the fool himself, or the guy who argues with the fool? or the one about.. never argue with an idiot, they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..

                                  Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.

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                                    Eh, I wouldn't mind it to much. The univoter pops by and hits you with a little one vote which is almost always (as far as I can tell) countered by a multitude of much higher power 5 votes. Annoying yes, but the person is doing more good for your rep than bad in the long run.

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                                    RJOberg
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                                    Case in point, when I posted the original reply you had a 1.8ish with 4 votes. Now you have a 5 with 13 votes. By one voting you, he seems to be getting you higher rep than if he were to just ignore you.

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                                    • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                      Two, actually, and neither of theose people are the one I was addressing. (I though my post was pretty funny, too.)

                                      ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                      You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                      "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                      Bert Mitton
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                                      I have to admit, when I saw the post the first thing I did was hit "1", just out of reflex. After I did it, I realized that might not have been the best move when someone that carries is agitated, so have a 5! :laugh:

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                                      • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                        You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                        You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                        "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                        PaulPrice
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                                        I was going to 1 vote you. I get the feeling you were missing the little univoter....

                                        Just racking up the postings

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                                        • realJSOPR realJSOP

                                          You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.

                                          ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                                          You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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                                          "Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Stop moaning you wuse and man up! :laugh:


                                          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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