Comment To My 1 Voting Friend
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You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Maybe he really thinks you're #1 and keeps selecting 1 to show his appreciation for your assistance, mentoring and sense of humor. Nah probably not, he just doesn't get your sense of humor. :^) I gave friend of mine here at work some advice when we were both having difficulty with someone who had worked with us, I told him you cannot match wits with the witless, so stop trying.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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Maybe he really thinks you're #1 and keeps selecting 1 to show his appreciation for your assistance, mentoring and sense of humor. Nah probably not, he just doesn't get your sense of humor. :^) I gave friend of mine here at work some advice when we were both having difficulty with someone who had worked with us, I told him you cannot match wits with the witless, so stop trying.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
S Houghtelin wrote:
I told him you cannot match wits with the witless, so stop trying
Something akin to the old saying about who is the bigger fool.. the fool himself, or the guy who argues with the fool? or the one about.. never argue with an idiot, they just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience..
Let's face it, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF! Be careful which toes you step on today, they might be connected to the foot that kicks your butt tomorrow. You can't scare me, I have children.
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Eh, I wouldn't mind it to much. The univoter pops by and hits you with a little one vote which is almost always (as far as I can tell) countered by a multitude of much higher power 5 votes. Annoying yes, but the person is doing more good for your rep than bad in the long run.
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Two, actually, and neither of theose people are the one I was addressing. (I though my post was pretty funny, too.)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Stop moaning you wuse and man up! :laugh:
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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I have to admit, when I saw the post the first thing I did was hit "1", just out of reflex. After I did it, I realized that might not have been the best move when someone that carries is agitated, so have a 5! :laugh:
Yes, that's probably a wise choice. :) But in all seriousness, someone would have to present what I perceived to be an actual physical threat to me or mine before I brandished a firearm. However, once said firearm clears leather in a situation like that, well... Katie bar the door, because any prior warning period that may have been granted will have expired and it'll be spittin' fire and lead until either I run out of ammo or the threat has been neutralized. Just sayin'... :)
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
You missed some of my more recent messages. My guess is that your limited attention span was interrupted when : 0) You noticed something shiney on the floor. 1) You heard a noise behind you, turned to see what it was, and when you turned back to your computer, you simply forgot what you were doing. 2) You farted which caused you to laugh, and the resulting physical exertion caused the blood vessels in your less-than-full cerbral cavity to constrict, thus moving less oxegen to your - ummm - brain, causng a total and probable irreversible memory loss. 3) You walked through a door (scientifically proven to cause short term memory problems) earlier today, and the effects were, in your case, delayed (probably as a result of your afore mentioned diminutive gray matter). 4) You somehow had a muscle spasm that prevents your finger from clicking the mouse, probably a result of reduced electical impulses in your less-than-normal sized brain (I hate to harp, but it seems that it's a common causal source) On the other hand, I'm glad that I've inspired you to do something with your life that you deem to be important enough that you take time out of your busy day to put so much effort into. In that regard, your should be 5 voting me for being a mentor, even if it was unintentional on my part.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
Just because I can, my friend, just because I can.
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
I inspire you as well?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I inspire you as well?
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997Inspire: Verb. Create (a feeling) in a person: Yes. Yes you do :)
MVVM# - See how I did MVVM my way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')
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Case in point, when I posted the original reply you had a 1.8ish with 4 votes. Now you have a 5 with 13 votes. By one voting you, he seems to be getting you higher rep than if he were to just ignore you.
I suspect he's set up a spare account to 1-vote himself and then harvest the high-rep 5's.
