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Today my aerosol ran out ...

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  • H Henry Minute

    An aerosol with legs. Must be from Norfolk.

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    LittleYellowBird
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    Henry Minute wrote:

    An aerosol with legs

    I've met a few of those in my time .... oh no wait, that's not what you meant (must read more carefully)! :rolleyes:

    Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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    • L LittleYellowBird

      ... roll on tomorrow! ;)

      Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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      hairy_hats
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      Reminded me of the Swedish chemist sketch in Not The Nine O'Clock News. Assistant to man buying deodorant: "Ball or aerosol?" Man: "Neither, for my armpits."

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      • D Dalek Dave

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Before clicking I thunked 'Swedish Chemists'


        Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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        • H hairy_hats

          Reminded me of the Swedish chemist sketch in Not The Nine O'Clock News. Assistant to man buying deodorant: "Ball or aerosol?" Man: "Neither, for my armpits."

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          #cough# #cough#[^]


          Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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          • H hairy_hats

            Reminded me of the Swedish chemist sketch in Not The Nine O'Clock News. Assistant to man buying deodorant: "Ball or aerosol?" Man: "Neither, for my armpits."

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            Dalek Dave
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            As posted by yours truly 10 mins ago, see above.

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            • D Dalek Dave

              As posted by yours truly 10 mins ago, see above.

              ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              As posted by yours soberly two minutes ago above. :-D


              Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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              • L LittleYellowBird

                Henry Minute wrote:

                An aerosol with legs

                I've met a few of those in my time .... oh no wait, that's not what you meant (must read more carefully)! :rolleyes:

                Ali "Tofu is the Dark Matter of the culinary world." - Henry Minute

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                I think with your accent, it might just be right...


                Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Before clicking I thunked 'Swedish Chemists'


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                  RJOberg
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                  Is that something like a Chemist marrying the Swedish Chef and having a child? "En dis es how we make da Sodium go boom!" Edit: Oh, it is another one of those things from across the pond. I blame my parents for raising me on a steady diet of The Muppet Show.

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                    #cough# #cough#[^]


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    hairy_hats
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                    tl;dr :laugh:

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                    • R RJOberg

                      Is that something like a Chemist marrying the Swedish Chef and having a child? "En dis es how we make da Sodium go boom!" Edit: Oh, it is another one of those things from across the pond. I blame my parents for raising me on a steady diet of The Muppet Show.

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                      RJOberg wrote:

                      I blame my parents for raising me on a steady diet of The Muppet Show.

                      I'm grateful to my children for raising me on a steady diet of The Muppet Show. :)

                      If people made the effort to read something three times before commenting, blogs would be much more useful places. - Anon.

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