New Year Resolution
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Old one but still brings a small chuckle.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Pranit Kothari wrote:
My new year Resolution
This is not a resolution. You have no control over how the market place views you or reacts to you. Your resolution, if you must have one, should be something you can control. With that said, I know what you meant and I wish you good luck. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
I've resolved to be much less tolerant of absurdity.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
I quit smoking in September and I've started to drive to work by bike instead of car since last Monday. So, I guess my resolution is to keep doing that. Also going to try playing the guitar some more and get in the top 5 of my chess club tournament (currently I'm tied for 6th place) and become a better programmer than I was last year obviously. I think that'll be more than enough ambition for one year. :thumbsup:
Giraffes are not real.
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You could always try looking at the earlier stuff: http://www.codeproject.com/Surveys/1237/What-are-your-New-Year-resolutions.aspx[^]
Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water
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My resolution is to lose more weight this year. I lost a total of 20 lbs last year (It isn't a lot I know but I took it slow and steady.) If I do this a couple of more years, I will be back to my high school weight levels.
Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
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Pranit Kothari wrote:
My new year Resolution
This is not a resolution. You have no control over how the market place views you or reacts to you. Your resolution, if you must have one, should be something you can control. With that said, I know what you meant and I wish you good luck. :)
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
My resolution is to lose more weight this year. I lost a total of 20 lbs last year (It isn't a lot I know but I took it slow and steady.) If I do this a couple of more years, I will be back to my high school weight levels.
Brett A. Whittington Application Developer
losing 20 pounds is better than gaining 20 pounds, obviously. Good job!
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
New years resolutions are a lot of nonsense. They are akin to fairy tails, wishing wells and making a wish before blowing out candles on a birthday cake. Their efficacy and voracity is only believed by the young or those with limited intellectual powers. Besides, they never work if disclosed before new years eve.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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I've resolved to be much less tolerant of absurdity.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote:
I've resolved to be much less tolerant of absurdity
:thumbsup: Hear, hear!
Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services
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I've resolved to be much less tolerant of absurdity.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
True, it could seriously disturb the timespace continuum.
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New years resolutions are a lot of nonsense. They are akin to fairy tails, wishing wells and making a wish before blowing out candles on a birthday cake. Their efficacy and voracity is only believed by the young or those with limited intellectual powers. Besides, they never work if disclosed before new years eve.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Henry Minute wrote:
Besides, they never work if disclosed before new years eve.
:laugh: dream killer.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011) -
Henry Minute wrote:
Besides, they never work if disclosed before new years eve.
:laugh: dream killer.
Just along for the ride. "the meat from that butcher is just the dogs danglies, absolutely amazing cuts of beef." - DaveAuld (2011)
"No, that is just the earthly manifestation of the Great God Retardon." - Nagy Vilmos (2011) "It is the celestial scrotum of good luck!" - Nagy Vilmos (2011)It seems that someone missed the humour in my message. I really must try to use the joke message icon for those with restricted funny bones.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
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If anyone can handle it, I could. The only other person I know that can divide by zero is Chuck Norris, and he learned how to do it from me.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
It seems that someone missed the humour in my message. I really must try to use the joke message icon for those with restricted funny bones.
Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.
Compensated (musta been a low-rep voter). EDIT ============================= And it seems that he's gone back a few days and started 1-voting all of my posts starting with Dec25 to pay me back for up-voting you...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997 -
To quit smoking.
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