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    A Man was looking for a parking space for his car. After driving around for hours, he looked up into the sky and pleaded; "Lord, please help me find a parking space. If you do, I'll give up drinking for the rest of my life." Suddenly a parking space presented itself to him. "Don't worry about it Lord, I found one."

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      A Man was looking for a parking space for his car. After driving around for hours, he looked up into the sky and pleaded; "Lord, please help me find a parking space. If you do, I'll give up drinking for the rest of my life." Suddenly a parking space presented itself to him. "Don't worry about it Lord, I found one."

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      Espen Harlinn
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      Rajeev Jayaram wrote:

      "Don't worry about it Lord, I found one."

      That's humanity, ungrateful wretches ... ;)

      Espen Harlinn Senior Architect, Software - Goodtech Projects & Services

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        A Man was looking for a parking space for his car. After driving around for hours, he looked up into the sky and pleaded; "Lord, please help me find a parking space. If you do, I'll give up drinking for the rest of my life." Suddenly a parking space presented itself to him. "Don't worry about it Lord, I found one."

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        Dalek Dave
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        He requires a landowner to allow him to park? Whhy is this funny?

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          He requires a landowner to allow him to park? Whhy is this funny?

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          _Damian S_
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          You been drinking again, Dave?

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            You been drinking again, Dave?

            Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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            Do bears sh** in the woods? :laugh:

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              Do bears sh** in the woods? :laugh:

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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              Dunno Griff, I've never actually trodden in or seen any in any of the woods I've wandered through.

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                Dunno Griff, I've never actually trodden in or seen any in any of the woods I've wandered through.

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                Slacker007
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                :laugh:

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                  You been drinking again, Dave?

                  Silence is golden... but duct tape is silver!! Booger Mobile - My bright green 1964 Ford Falcon - check out the blog here!! | If you feel generous - make a donation to Camp Quality!!

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  Silly question.

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