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  • H Henry Minute

    Dalek Dave wrote:

    Mot if there is no 'O' surely?

    Did you mean: Mt if there is m '' surely?

    Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    But .xxx is still safe. :-D


    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Not really - very quickly they would be unable to wave at the politicians any more... :-D

      Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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      Smithers Jones
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      Isn't it usually the politicians, who wave at the people? And they still could clap... One doesn't need fingers to clap. :)

      "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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        Isn't it usually the politicians, who wave at the people? And they still could clap... One doesn't need fingers to clap. :)

        "I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by." (DNA)

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        not if you are North Korean there waving is the standard default, and you must cry on demand too (or else we will give you something to cry about - wave byebye to your family)

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          Not really - very quickly they would be unable to wave at the politicians any more... :-D

          Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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          Manfred Rudolf Bihy
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          unable to wave at the politicians any more

          Can't quite see what fingers have to do with waving ones hand. I don't see any nescessity of fingers in this hand waving business at all. In fact having no fingers would be an improvement as it would be impossible to make fist and wave that at the politicians. ;P :-D Cheers!

          "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

          Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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          • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

            OriginalGriff wrote:

            unable to wave at the politicians any more

            Can't quite see what fingers have to do with waving ones hand. I don't see any nescessity of fingers in this hand waving business at all. In fact having no fingers would be an improvement as it would be impossible to make fist and wave that at the politicians. ;P :-D Cheers!

            "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

            Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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            Dalek Dave
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            But you would be unable to flip them the bird!

            ------------------------------------ I will never again mention that I was the poster of the One Millionth Lounge Post, nor that it was complete drivel. Dalek Dave CCC Link[^] Trolls[^]

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            • M Manfred Rudolf Bihy

              OriginalGriff wrote:

              unable to wave at the politicians any more

              Can't quite see what fingers have to do with waving ones hand. I don't see any nescessity of fingers in this hand waving business at all. In fact having no fingers would be an improvement as it would be impossible to make fist and wave that at the politicians. ;P :-D Cheers!

              "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

              Ross Callon, The Twelve Networking Truths, RFC1925

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              OriginalGriff
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              There are two specific fingers that I need both for typing and for waving at politicians, trust me!

              Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • H Henry Minute

                Dalek Dave wrote:

                Mot if there is no 'O' surely?

                Did you mean: Mt if there is m '' surely?

                Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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                Marcus_2
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                Henry Minute wrote:

                Did you mean:
                Mt if there is m '' surely?

                Since C, O and M couldn't be used I think he was meaning: t if there is '' surely? It makes it really understandable... :)

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  There are two specific fingers that I need both for typing and for waving at politicians, trust me!

                  Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  One hand or both? :-D


                  Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    One hand or both? :-D


                    Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Typing? Both. Waving? One for politicians, two for the Cabinet

                    Ideological Purity is no substitute for being able to stick your thumb down a pipe to stop the water

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • M Marcus_2

                      Henry Minute wrote:

                      Did you mean:
                      Mt if there is m '' surely?

                      Since C, O and M couldn't be used I think he was meaning: t if there is '' surely? It makes it really understandable... :)

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                      Henry Minute
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                      Quite correct.

                      Henry Minute Do not read medical books! You could die of a misprint. - Mark Twain Girl: (staring) "Why do you need an icy cucumber?" “I want to report a fraud. The government is lying to us all.” I wouldn't let CG touch my Abacus! When you're wrestling a gorilla, you don't stop when you're tired, you stop when the gorilla is.

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