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The dev was fired but the havoc is left for us to fix...

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  • A Alberto Bar Noy

    [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

    Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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    dan sh
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    Wow! Brilliant.

    "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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      Wow! Brilliant.

      "The worst code you'll come across is code you wrote last year.", wizardzz[^]

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      Alberto Bar Noy
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      Darwin award on brilliant coding.

      Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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      • J JacquesDP

        Or for discussion in the back-room

        No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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        hairy_hats
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        I heard that had been deleted along with Ian Botham.

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          I heard that had been deleted along with Ian Botham.

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          JacquesDP
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          There are many roads to Rome, was maybe just a soft delete clickety[^]

          No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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          • A Alberto Bar Noy

            [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

            Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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            Mark_Wallace
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            The most annoying thing about cr@ppy code like that is that it usually works. Any self-respecting computer should billow forth plumes of black smoke on meeting such drivel.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • A Alberto Bar Noy

              [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

              Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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              Gizz
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              "If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control)" Oooh sounds like a system I had to suffer/work on; not the Credit Derivative VB code at a certain north American bank?! Except, that used colour to denote state, so the controls could be any one of about 6 different colours...

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              • J JacquesDP

                There are many roads to Rome, was maybe just a soft delete clickety[^]

                No matter how long he who laughs last laughs, he who laughs first has a head start!

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                Also[^]

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                • A Alberto Bar Noy

                  [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

                  Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                  Jarek Kruza
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                  Well, I had the same, but the color was PapayaWhip... :(

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    The most annoying thing about cr@ppy code like that is that it usually works. Any self-respecting computer should billow forth plumes of black smoke on meeting such drivel.

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Alberto Bar Noy
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                    Works... well more like touch and go... as in touch the color in the themes and there goes the functionality

                    Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                    • A Alberto Bar Noy

                      [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

                      Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                      ii_noname_ii
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                      lol, if it works, it works. If you're alone on the project, and get fired, your replacements deserve to go through hell.

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                      • A Alberto Bar Noy

                        [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

                        Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                        PhilLenoir
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                        My favourite was "delete this" in a class destructor. Hours of ROFL on that one.

                        Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.

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                        • A Alberto Bar Noy

                          [rant] If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control) [/rant] :mad::mad::mad:

                          Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                          Color-blind users need not apply... It seems that just introducing constants for the colors could help with readability. public const Color NotApplicable = Color.Red but I am pretty sure that this one liner just scrapes the surface.

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                            Color-blind users need not apply... It seems that just introducing constants for the colors could help with readability. public const Color NotApplicable = Color.Red but I am pretty sure that this one liner just scrapes the surface.

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                            Alberto Bar Noy
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                            It is beyond that. Who bases control state based upon its adjacent text color?????

                            Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                              "If forecolor red then disable(control) else if forecolor black then enable(control)" Oooh sounds like a system I had to suffer/work on; not the Credit Derivative VB code at a certain north American bank?! Except, that used colour to denote state, so the controls could be any one of about 6 different colours...

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                              Alberto Bar Noy
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                              Nope not even close.

                              Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                                lol, if it works, it works. If you're alone on the project, and get fired, your replacements deserve to go through hell.

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                                Dominic Amann
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                                Ah, so it WAS you!

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                                • A Alberto Bar Noy

                                  It is beyond that. Who bases control state based upon its adjacent text color?????

                                  Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                                  devenneym
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                                  I'm afraid to answer because it forces me into thinking about *why* someone would do this in the first place... ugh.

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                                  • A Alberto Bar Noy

                                    It is beyond that. Who bases control state based upon its adjacent text color?????

                                    Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                                    Michael A Cochran
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                                    I'm sure I'll take heat for this but, honestly, I don't think it's that bad. One boolean is (almost) as good as another. Without seeing the rest of the code, it's hard to tell what the intention was. Certainly I would try not to do this but perhaps the developer was attempting to avoid a global variable to hold control state? Or perhaps there are a number of controls who's state has to be managed and the dev wanted to avoid an array or a hash? Perhaps the control state is set from a disconnected object and there is no mechanism to transfer state? I dunno? But it's pretty common to do things like if $('#myid').hasClass('enabled') { // do something }. Other than string processsing to get a boolean, it doesn't seem that far different to me. shrug.

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                                      I'm sure I'll take heat for this but, honestly, I don't think it's that bad. One boolean is (almost) as good as another. Without seeing the rest of the code, it's hard to tell what the intention was. Certainly I would try not to do this but perhaps the developer was attempting to avoid a global variable to hold control state? Or perhaps there are a number of controls who's state has to be managed and the dev wanted to avoid an array or a hash? Perhaps the control state is set from a disconnected object and there is no mechanism to transfer state? I dunno? But it's pretty common to do things like if $('#myid').hasClass('enabled') { // do something }. Other than string processsing to get a boolean, it doesn't seem that far different to me. shrug.

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                                      Here's the thing though: it's not obvious to some future developer why all of a sudden the control is disabled or enabled. When Alberto finds this, it's still not obvious. If you had something like: if (someBadCondition) { disableControl(); setTextRed(); } [one might abstract more, but you get the idea], then the intention of the developer is exposed. Also, as others have mentioned, it's far too easy to introduce unintentional side-effects: "Oh, you want the red to change to blue? Coming right up..." because new developer doesn't realize that (en)disability of said control is dependent on color (why would it be?). @Alberto: on the plus side, at least your organization got the first part right: you fired the dev.

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                                        It is beyond that. Who bases control state based upon its adjacent text color?????

                                        Alberto Bar-Noy --------------- “The city’s central computer told you? R2D2, you know better than to trust a strange computer!” (C3PO)

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                                        Chameleons?

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                                          Here's the thing though: it's not obvious to some future developer why all of a sudden the control is disabled or enabled. When Alberto finds this, it's still not obvious. If you had something like: if (someBadCondition) { disableControl(); setTextRed(); } [one might abstract more, but you get the idea], then the intention of the developer is exposed. Also, as others have mentioned, it's far too easy to introduce unintentional side-effects: "Oh, you want the red to change to blue? Coming right up..." because new developer doesn't realize that (en)disability of said control is dependent on color (why would it be?). @Alberto: on the plus side, at least your organization got the first part right: you fired the dev.

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                                          Michael A Cochran
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                                          Yes, the unintentional side-effect is definitely an issue. I guess I'm just being magnamous today but I would want to see more of the code before I fired the developer over it. :-D

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