When you think about the differences between work and prison, maybe prison isn't so bad...
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Ra-one wrote:
What you think ????
Two things spring swiftly to mind. Firstly that a single question mark is suffice, anything more is both redundant and inelegant. Secondly that this whole work/prison thing has been doing the rounds since the early stone age and is no longer humorous.
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Firstly that a single question mark is suffice, anything more is both redundant and inelegant.
Really ????
A gentleman0, who to this day denies accusations of literature, once said that multiple punctuation marks are the sign of a diseased mind... 0 Pratchett Pterry, Faust Eric page 121.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day. AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet. AT WORK........You have to share. IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK.......They are called supervisors. IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught. What you think ???? NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
The major problem with your post is... When I leave work, I don't have a problem with leakage.
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A gentleman0, who to this day denies accusations of literature, once said that multiple punctuation marks are the sign of a diseased mind... 0 Pratchett Pterry, Faust Eric page 121.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
Who is this Pratchett Pterry you refer to and has he written anything else?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Who is this Pratchett Pterry you refer to and has he written anything else?
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Harvard citation places surname before given name and Pterry has used that name since Pyramids; qv Ptepic and Ptracey.
Panic, Chaos, Destruction. My work here is done. Drink. Get drunk. Fall over - P O'H OK, I will win to day or my name isn't Ethel Crudacre! - DD Ethel Crudacre I cannot live by bread alone. Bacon and ketchup are needed as well. - Trollslayer Have a bit more patience with newbies. Of course some of them act dumb - they're often *students*, for heaven's sake - Terry Pratchett
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IN PRISON.......You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. AT WORK........You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. IN PRISON.......You get three meals a day. AT WORK........You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON.......You get time off for good behaviour. AT WORK........You get rewarded for good behaviour with more work. IN PRISON.......A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. AT WORK........You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. IN PRISON........You can watch TV and play games. AT WORK.........You get fired for watching TV and playing games. IN PRISON.......You get your own toilet. AT WORK........You have to share. IN PRISON.......They allow your family and friends to visit. AT WORK........You cannot even speak to your family and friends. IN PRISON.......All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. AT WORK........You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. IN PRISON.......You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. AT WORK........You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. IN PRISON......There are wardens who are often sadistic. AT WORK.......They are called supervisors. IN PRISON.......You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. AT WORK........You get fired if you get caught. What you think ???? NOW GET BACK TO WORK!
Ra-one wrote:
What you think ????
Makes me want to start smoking dope and chasing fat girls again.
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Ra-one wrote:
What you think ????
Makes me want to start smoking dope and chasing fat girls again.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
again
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I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
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Mike Hankey wrote:
again
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I wasn't, now I am, then I won't be anymore.
Chasing fat girls is addictive.
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Chasing fat girls is addictive.
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Only because they're easy to catch.
Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends.
And at my age I can't run very fast so being a plus size is a plus.
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